Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Alma agrees and again they make love.
Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left.
He touched Alma's shoulder and said,
"Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
"Listen Paul, I have to get up in the morning! You don't!!"
2006-12-06 17:50:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i will have to try that one 10/10
2006-12-06 19:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. Did they do it or not? Did he finally die?
What time did the doc examinate him?
I think it couldn't be at 6:00 am. or 7:00 am. If it was at 9:00 am., for instance, he would get up the morning too after all.
Yes, woman can be so cold, She expected him to die before 24 hours.
2006-12-07 02:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by Tudor_ 22 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This is a tough moment when as a husband and wife communication should be so close no sleeping time for prayers can save life. Pray for him get to know what could be in store for you before his death comes if so. Try to encourage him and uplift his faith. He may even live longer for the encouragement you give for you will show him life and not death. Many wonders in life and build him to become something better in life ..... Dont stress him like you did stopping him from touching your body which is his. reconcile.
2006-12-07 02:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by macho knatcos 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Good worth a seven.
2006-12-07 02:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is one of your best
2006-12-07 02:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shows how thoughtful women are !
2006-12-07 07:53:04 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cold alright!
2006-12-07 01:53:58 · answer #7 · answered by DeeDee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok... that is funny...
*hates to admit she laughed at that*
*Goes off to chuckle where no one can see*
:)
2006-12-07 01:53:33 · answer #8 · answered by D B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are too good dearest AL,
LOL.... this one takes the cake,,, LOL love you... keep it up...
2006-12-07 05:18:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
shes right though, he can have a lie in
2006-12-07 03:25:31 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋