There's a couple going at it for the first time. After a while the
guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they
continue. A few minutes go by and he asks her again, "Open your legs a little wider". She does. Again, he says, "A little wider, Honey."
The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it.
When he once again asks, "Can you open them just a little wider?"
She finally yells, "What are you trying to do, get your balls in
too?" He says, "No. I'm trying to get them out."
2006-12-06 17:53:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Look here darling...AL
Please........... I dont want you telling the world about our private sexual affairs........
So what if I told you that.... Everybody has similar problems... LOL
2006-12-06 21:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he was trying to get them out of a horses collar ! haha
2006-12-07 07:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first and last time I heard this was in 1970,Is that you Melody??
2006-12-07 01:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one.
2006-12-07 01:57:22 · answer #4 · answered by Reese 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-12-07 01:58:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch that brings tears to my eyes
2006-12-07 03:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh painful
2006-12-07 03:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny it really is his first time
2006-12-07 02:05:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really shouldn't put your love life on here !!!!!!
2006-12-07 04:13:29 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eooww.
but funny!
2006-12-07 05:01:11 · answer #10 · answered by naughtler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋