1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
2006-12-06 16:54:24 · 11 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just kidding
2006-12-06 17:01:16 · update #1
wow. so true. lol. nice joke.
2006-12-06 20:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would repeat the Dog's Philosophy here, but it would violate Community Standards, so I can't
2006-12-07 01:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweetheart,.... comes lets also discuss B I T C H E S.. LOL....
2006-12-07 05:31:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was going to answer this I don't know what I would be answering. lol
2006-12-07 01:08:10 · answer #4 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot one more...
12. Dogs love bitches...
2006-12-07 01:06:34 · answer #5 · answered by legacybiographers 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice ones lol
2006-12-07 01:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they don't tell out our secrets like men.
2006-12-07 01:04:06 · answer #7 · answered by amelia e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all men are like that....
2006-12-07 01:04:58 · answer #8 · answered by chilling_1ce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How are dogs better than women?
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...at least they're not sexist...
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(Remember: in our society, you can be as sexist as you want - if you are female!)
2006-12-07 00:58:47 · answer #9 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
some is true
2006-12-07 01:03:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋