funny or not?
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral s e x she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral s e x she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2006-12-06 16:52:50 · 11 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha!!dats a good one!
2006-12-06 18:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by lancer92 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the technological know-how academics at my university on no account wears a bra. EVER. and it is opening to get bloodless out facet so her... good you understand! Anyway, final 12 months we did a occasion known as 'turkey ball' it is in which one of the vital educational golf equipment performs the school in volleyball, and he or she was once thoroughly in it. Of direction, she did not put on a bra, so she was once in all places the location. We're doing it once more subsequent week to have a good time thanksgiving holiday.... cannot watch for the chortle fest!
2016-09-03 11:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by cerenzia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law, driving your new car, backing off a cliff.
2006-12-06 16:56:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!! I've heard that one before but it's still funny...gross but funny.
2006-12-06 16:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVED IT.tired of reading so much though
2006-12-06 20:37:59 · answer #5 · answered by Sanju_the_gr8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's bad. Funny....but bad.
2006-12-06 16:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by slknspphr3645 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-06 17:05:23 · answer #7 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew........the mother-in law had fun though...
2006-12-06 17:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by chilling_1ce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk Yuk... Yuk... Yuk...
Jokes good, Could it not have been her sister at least....Mom>. yuk.......
2006-12-06 21:34:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that ones awesome!! =)
2006-12-06 16:57:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋