Entertainment & Music - 28 July 2006

....People answer your question like their immature and stupid. That Drives me up a wall! Why can't they give you their true feeling about your question or just not post anything.

2006-07-28 07:31:11 · 12 answers · asked by Susie 1 in Polls & Surveys

OK, you hear two words a lot: 'kinky' and 'perverted'. Usually the term 'kinky' isn't a bad thing; 'perverted' however is too much. Everyone has their own definitions. What's yours?

2006-07-28 07:30:58 · 20 answers · asked by Smoothie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 07:30:29 · 11 answers · asked by soccer allie <3 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-28 07:30:17 · 10 answers · asked by Kelsey 1 in Polls & Surveys

A joke, a verse, a poem, I will enjoy anything happy you send my way!

2006-07-28 07:29:28 · 9 answers · asked by music 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 07:29:05 · 11 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

It goes dont touch my booty and i wont touch u dont touch my booty cause its not the thing to do whoaaaa whoaaa ohh o sally that girl.

2006-07-28 07:28:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Please tell me what about them scares you. I am terrified of spiders because they are so fast- and I can't tell which ones are poisionous.

2006-07-28 07:28:17 · 24 answers · asked by celia a 3 in Polls & Surveys

WHY CAN'T ALL FAT WOMEN DO THE SOME AMOUNT OF WORK HAS HOT THIN CHICKS?

2006-07-28 07:27:49 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Maybe you can even help me out with writing it? hehe

Here it is:
As I watch the rain fall and I hear your call
It hits me
I miss you.
And as I pretend to (never) ever care when your not there.
I realize
I love you
and when I laugh around with my friends and have a ball
It comes to me
I need you.

Yeah...No?...

2006-07-28 07:27:43 · 8 answers · asked by Ashley Marlene 3 in Music

I think he wore a scruffy suit and was sometimes the narrator in special editions of the comic book! Please Help me!!

2006-07-28 07:27:34 · 17 answers · asked by MonkeyKing669 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-07-28 07:27:27 · 9 answers · asked by someDumbAmerican 4 in Television

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

So Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history....

2006-07-28 07:27:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-28 07:27:05 · 14 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What is your favourite movie of all time?

2006-07-28 07:26:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just heartd it on the radio, those were the days!! Anyone agree?

2006-07-28 07:26:25 · 3 answers · asked by ooolala 2 in Music

when ever he comes to office if alone at lift ,he stops at the 10th floor and uses the stair case to finish up the remainig five, but with other staff in the lift he goes straight to his office. My question is why is he not going straight to his office when alone in the lift?

2006-07-28 07:26:18 · 2 answers · asked by bob 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-28 07:26:04 · 2 answers · asked by gilmore_girls_luva86 1 in Other - Entertainment

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.

The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.

He told her he could not stop it and that it was perfectly natural.

She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out!

Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl
where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic
waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes!
After years of torture, she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.

She bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was.

He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you".

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
But by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."

2006-07-28 07:25:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-28 07:25:49 · 29 answers · asked by virgowiccangirl 3 in Jokes & Riddles

is there any way to stop sharing when using limewire?????? i reallllly need to no please help asap~
-thnx

2006-07-28 07:25:46 · 6 answers · asked by Hay 1 in Music

The best combination gets 10 points!

2006-07-28 07:25:36 · 18 answers · asked by Hotrod Hoender 4 in Polls & Surveys

Sensible answers ony please i mean what is wrong with my questions iam genuinely hurt by peoples responce to them dont they know i have feelings CHANGE PLACES !!!

2006-07-28 07:25:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 07:25:10 · 2 answers · asked by phillyme311 1 in Music

2006-07-28 07:24:30 · 7 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4 in Polls & Surveys

This is going to make you so MAD! There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry?

2006-07-28 07:24:21 · 23 answers · asked by Antoine 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-28 07:23:49 · 5 answers · asked by mojoelizzard 1 in Television

2006-07-28 07:23:46 · 7 answers · asked by Burgher 1 in Comics & Animation

Kids Incorporated
Full House
Pee-Wee's Playhouse
Hey Dude
The Muppet Show
Perfect Strangers
Fraggle Rock
The A-Team
Saved by the Bell
MacGyver
The Wonder Years
Family Matters
21 Jump Street
Doogie Howser,M.D.
Punky Brewster
CHiPs
Happy Days
The Cosby Show
Small Wonder
The Hogan Family
Reading Rainbow
Charles in Charge
Quantum Leap
Mr. Belvedere
Freddy's Nightmares
My Two Dads
Double Dare
The Golden Girls
Married with Children
Tales From The Crypt
Baywatch
Seinfeld
Cheers
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Who's the Boss?
Welcome to Pooh Corner
Head of the Class
MMC - Mickey Mouse Club
Just the Ten of Us
Mr. Wizard's World
Silver Spoons
Mister T
Dumbo's Circus
Magnum P.I.
Miami Vice
The Jeffersons
Family Ties
Night Court
Hawaii Five-O
American Gladiators
Roseanne
Major Dad
Matlock
Bosom Buddies
Mama's Family
Empty Nest
Webster
A Different World
Kids In The Hall
Moonlighting
Murder She Wrote
Highway To Heaven

2006-07-28 07:23:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hiya, i was watching Hollyoaks yesterday and the song "mad world" was on but was sung by a female voice...
Can anyone tell me who sung that version and whether i can get hold of it?

2006-07-28 07:23:25 · 2 answers · asked by Miss Terious 3 in Music