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2006-07-28 07:29:28 · 9 answers · asked by music 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her
complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
2006-07-28 07:36:05 · answer #1 · answered by NyteWing 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, my husband and I searched the house the other day because everywhere we went we heard a peeping noise. We thought it might be a bat b/c we live in an old house. After a while we changed our minds and figured it could be a mouse b/c we heard scratching too. We dumped out boxes, looked behind chairs, and basically trashed the house looking for this critter. We finally, went to bed and shut the door so nothing could get in. The next morning my husband realized that the noise was coming from the sole of his sneaker!
2006-07-28 07:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by VOLLEYBALLY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thinking abut marriage.
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that." replied the nonchalant husband.
"Then why on Earth did you invite a friend for supper?!?" said the infuriated wife.
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married..."
2006-07-28 07:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, at least you are proactive in your choice not to stay blue. I don't have anything funny to share with you, but let me give you an electronic poke in the ribs and a :)
2006-07-28 07:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by The Stranger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a true story to tell you. Last week my brother and I went into a restaurant.After we were seated the waitress asked what we would like to drink. My brother told her a "diet water", she came back a few minutes and told him that all they had was regular water.
2006-07-28 07:35:33 · answer #5 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes i do
ok i was watching a show called cops and there was a fight in progress so the cop go to and ask them
y'all fighting tonight?1 of the guys said nope we are boxing
apparenly im winning
2006-07-28 07:37:38 · answer #6 · answered by NoT ThE OnLy siMoN cOweL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goto www.yourtube and watch some on the videos.Not porn related
2006-07-28 07:33:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do men penis look big in their pants because they stuff socks in their underwear
2006-07-28 07:38:19 · answer #8 · answered by TOHOT 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/showMeDaContent.aspx?cid=2062 i think it is kinda funny
2006-07-28 07:35:31 · answer #9 · answered by CrazyKid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋