Entertainment & Music - 25 July 2006

2006-07-25 23:58:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

2006-07-25 23:57:49 · 13 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it's the men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you, I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends all call me Bubba."

2006-07-25 23:56:53 · 5 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Tick tick tock

today is tomorows yesterday
yesterday is todays tommorow
time is a trap to living things
cos time we always borrow

the future when is present
in a minute will be the past
the thing that we know for sure
is time is always fast

time shaped in a hour glass
behold it awsome power
if you are a slave to time
to time then you shall cower

time is but only
an abstract made up plan
a concept trhat was born
in the mind of man

limited by invisible walls
your eyes are on the clock
the loudest sound in your mind
trick tick tock

today is just another day
and tommorow never comes
march to the tune time plays for you
as it beats upon its drums

and when your time is over
the sands of time will be
the only thing to die for
as you chase eternity

by jayvader

2006-07-25 23:56:53 · 3 answers · asked by arghhh 2 in Music

can u tame a tiger like me ?

2006-07-25 23:56:19 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

anyone who had or is being teased for something? what are they saying or what are they doing? how do you feel about it?

2006-07-25 23:55:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-25 23:54:11 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Eat a piece of your own skin, or watch someone die?
Live without the internet or your cell phone?
Live without TV or books?
Die young and happy or old and miserable?
Have everyone see you naked, or everyone sees you naked?
Have to see the same movie over and over or listen to the same song over and over?
Never be able to have kids or have 30 kids?
Be allergic to your beloved pet or not have one at all?
Lose all your teeth, or lose your dominant hand?

and the bonus question: 10 pts to the best:
What is your deepest darkest secret?

2006-07-25 23:53:52 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-25 23:52:59 · 17 answers · asked by NekoIzMase 2 in Polls & Surveys

Good or not, write what you honestly would wish for. But remember the old saying.

Be careful for what you wish for..... You just might get it.

2006-07-25 23:52:46 · 8 answers · asked by KeAhi 3 in Polls & Surveys

my past birthday parties have involved a luau,at knotts,family reunions...so my point is I want to do something fun and exciting what do you suggest???

helpful responses please...thanks :)

2006-07-25 23:51:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Hi everyone,

Im trying to read some tabs and its proving quite difficult, i am learing however, but does anyone know a program which converts drum tabs into normal sheet music, or if they could do it them self. If you can do it your self, email me and i'll give you the web address to it.

Thanks Guys

2006-07-25 23:50:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-25 23:50:38 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

i heard he committed siucide any 1 have details?

2006-07-25 23:48:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

if you could be a superhero, which one would you be?

2006-07-25 23:48:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

have your arm cut off............... or ................be locked in a room with Regan Macneil (The possesed girl from the Exorcist) for one year? .....hmmm?

2006-07-25 23:46:43 · 18 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

These two guys go camping, and after two weeks, decide they need a break from each other. So they decide to split up for a few days, and meet up back at the campsite.
When they return, the first guy says, "I had the most wonderful time! I hiked for a few miles, and found a beautiful little stream in a valley. There was a little deer, drinking out of the stream.it was wonderful! I spend the whole three days there."
"Well, that's okay," says the second guy, "but check _this_ out. I followed some train tracks, and found a gorgeous girl, tied to the tracks! I untied her, and we had the most amazing sex, for three days, in every imaginable position!"
"Wow!" says the first guy, envious. "Did she give you a bl@w job?"
"No," says the second guy. "I couldn't find her head."

2006-07-25 23:46:32 · 16 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Past or curent

2006-07-25 23:46:08 · 18 answers · asked by The Movie Buff 1 in Movies

i saw this movies years ago. i think it was around 1996-97. it was an american movie. i remember the story and all the details, but i just cant remember the title! the story was about this man, who was in a party when suddenly an old woman approached him and said "come back to me" or sumthing like that. that old woman turned out to be his lover in the past. he tried to find out more about her. he even used a hypnotizing method to bring him back to the past. well, he went back to the past and the old lady was a famous actress. they sort of fell in love to each other. unfortunately, he was snapped back to the present time.
one of the movie's soundtracks was O mio babbino carro. thats all i remember. please, i really need to know the title of this movie.

2006-07-25 23:45:20 · 7 answers · asked by good day :) 2 in Movies

i've heard she's a gay, i know she's married and have a beautiful baby now,
but, i doubt if she is a gay

2006-07-25 23:45:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-25 23:44:20 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-07-25 23:42:32 · 5 answers · asked by Starlight*Angel 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i want to know from all anime fanatic if what is the best anime movie.......

thank you...

peayze!!!!!

2006-07-25 23:42:04 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

i feel it to be greatest thing for any human to have

2006-07-25 23:41:41 · 12 answers · asked by ckul 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-25 23:40:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Will you answer "no" to this question?

2006-07-25 23:40:40 · 26 answers · asked by Aaron C. L. C. 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A young woman in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.
"No, No boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, the baby is black."
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"

2006-07-25 23:37:48 · 19 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-25 23:37:05 · 6 answers · asked by rajs502 2 in Polls & Surveys

10 pts to the most amusing, answer some or all
1- do you pick your nose? honestly?
2- what color are your undies?
3- how do you want to die?
4- whats your deepest darkest secret?
5- what are you addicted to?
6- what fictional character are you most like?
7- what movie do you HATE?
8- whats ur middle name?
9- Lost or the 4400?
10- CSI or Veronic Mars?

2006-07-25 23:36:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Good or bad... and how so?

2006-07-25 23:35:38 · 23 answers · asked by heidielizabeth69 7 in Polls & Surveys