A young woman in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.
"No, No boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, the baby is black."
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
2006-07-25 23:37:48 · 19 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologizes collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank God for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that the little bastard was going to bark!"
2006-07-25 23:38:04 · update #1
Awesome man, plz send me jokes like this i give it a full 10
2006-07-25 23:47:31 · answer #1 · answered by mafia man 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Heavy Jokes!
I like it!
Five Satrs and Points 10!
2006-07-26 00:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by talkbox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disgusting...
2006-07-26 00:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww!!! lol, it took me a second, but I get it. . She was pretty broke and a dog got a piece of the action!!! lol. 10 pts.
2006-07-25 23:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by sgt. pepper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh jeeze lol 10/10 lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-26 02:34:37 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10....
2006-07-25 23:41:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. 8.
2006-07-25 23:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by fiend_indeed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhh. quite a cold joke.. lol..
long jokes arent tt farnie fyi.
2006-07-25 23:41:17 · answer #8 · answered by muhuehue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ty for the giggle
2006-07-25 23:41:41 · answer #9 · answered by Kalahari_Surfer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross and shameful. I'll give it a 2
2006-07-25 23:41:25 · answer #10 · answered by bratsk13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋