Entertainment & Music - 25 July 2006

In like '97 ish I remember staying home sick from school. I would watch this cartoon. It had weird squiggly looking cartoon people on it. When it was over they would show M*A*S*H* reruns. I think the show was called Mr. (something). There was a part on the show where this woman would come out and say, "I'm the ews lady" (in a british sounding accent). Does anone know the name of this show?

2006-07-25 22:04:01 · 3 answers · asked by naphythespiffyone 3 in Television

From a wide range of singers who in your opinion is/was the best lead vocalist?

2006-07-25 22:03:39 · 31 answers · asked by Mozzy 3 in Music

Its doesnt have to be love songs..but preferable yes..
others --rap

2006-07-25 22:02:03 · 5 answers · asked by Damn that bitch is fine! 1 in Music

suckers know ive got flow
droppin bombs on death row
just like elvis i jail house rock
im the baddest sucker on the block
bustin rhymes doin deals
keeping hoes off my heels
friday night i get my flow
keepin it real for the prison show
when i get out i be i a box
better than havin chicken pox
bustin rhymes where ever i go
im the reason they want to die on the row
mothers want me to join a gang
iam o g the original thang
2 dollars hoes keep written
mothers im still fighten
bustin caps in handi caps
wheel cheer acess i zap
pootang kapow
just like bat man
high flyin when i can

2006-07-25 22:00:16 · 8 answers · asked by arghhh 2 in Music

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why ar e you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doingit. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

2006-07-25 21:58:54 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Which had the best theme tune.

2006-07-25 21:58:53 · 34 answers · asked by pinktart2003 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-07-25 21:58:33 · 8 answers · asked by MissBehave 5 in Television

this is a real law but why?

2006-07-25 21:58:09 · 10 answers · asked by a purple buddy 2 in Polls & Surveys

i want to know about the future of my daughter's education,health,wealth,travelling.and marrigge.

2006-07-25 21:57:55 · 1 answers · asked by anjee 4 in Horoscopes

I wanna know what girls think!

2006-07-25 21:57:52 · 10 answers · asked by Fleur De La Veela 2 in Polls & Surveys

http://myspace.com/cocaineproductionz

im 13, been makin rap beats for about a month. do u think i am good?

2006-07-25 21:56:14 · 5 answers · asked by irepcleveland 1 in Music

They really do it for me. They are too real.

2006-07-25 21:54:32 · 7 answers · asked by Jacks036 5 in Celebrities

I love liv tyler. i think she is so fn beautiful. her eyes are so mysterious and seductive and omg her lips! haha
whos the bearer of ur fantasies?

2006-07-25 21:54:05 · 21 answers · asked by ]{ane 1 in Movies

I'm only about 3/4 this year, haven't been out in it that much.

2006-07-25 21:53:43 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm trying to figure out who sings the song from Night at the Roxbury that goes:
What is love? baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

2006-07-25 21:52:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Texan knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.

The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"

Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong Hole? What do you mean Wrong Hole?"

2006-07-25 21:51:30 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Hey I just built an awesome computer.
Amd 3800
2gb ram
7600gt vid
300 gb hard drive

....I wanna start recording my music. I play acoustic guitar and sing, should i get a good sound card? or maybe a interface? if i get an interface would buying a awesome sound card help? how do you go about recording high quality music on a computer? any suggestions would be helpful

2006-07-25 21:50:42 · 3 answers · asked by ]{ane 1 in Music

2006-07-25 21:48:27 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

mr plastic

hoes suprised to see the trial
michael jackson a pedo file
goe to his ranch and unders stand
nigas been to never tell mum land
in his song messages subliminal
mother!@#@# a smooth criminal
in the 80s thing were rad
mother @#@## told us he, was bad
every one loved him the nigas dissin
if only you hoe did listen
bustin caps to end the cycle
gona bust that hoe michael
bring new meaning to black or white
under 10 is his for the night

3 blind mice see how they run
bust them up with my gun

2006-07-25 21:48:19 · 3 answers · asked by arghhh 2 in Music

Eunice S. Canico
female
a high school student
has pretty normal appearance

2006-07-25 21:45:15 · 12 answers · asked by Eunice sweet 16 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-25 21:45:10 · 6 answers · asked by Jitendra 1 in Movies

First to get it (typed properly) gets best answer.

2006-07-25 21:44:15 · 20 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-25 21:44:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

hahahaha.
and sometimes they have big hollywood movie even before they play in the US

2006-07-25 21:43:40 · 14 answers · asked by nude chef 3 in Movies

An ugly, scald-headed, short and fat man with a big but thin penis,
or an ugly tall, hairly and lean man with a small but thick penis,
short man is rich, but stingy
tall man is poor but open-handed.

who is your choice? best answer win the points.

2006-07-25 21:42:58 · 10 answers · asked by ton_rimas 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-25 21:40:49 · 21 answers · asked by zeus 2 in Jokes & Riddles

or escalator music if youre from egypt

2006-07-25 21:40:36 · 10 answers · asked by a purple buddy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-25 21:39:51 · 20 answers · asked by mario87123 2 in Other - Entertainment

In the movie 'Life is Beautiful' there is a riddle who's answer is Silence ... what is the actual riddle?

2006-07-25 21:39:51 · 5 answers · asked by hockeyjaw 1 in Jokes & Riddles

what is the most thing/s that you are afraid of?

i am afraid of being alone.

2006-07-25 21:38:56 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys