An ugly, scald-headed, short and fat man with a big but thin penis,
or an ugly tall, hairly and lean man with a small but thick penis,
short man is rich, but stingy
tall man is poor but open-handed.
who is your choice? best answer win the points.
2006-07-25 21:42:58 · 10 answers · asked by ton_rimas 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well hes five ft ten, balding, has a beard, slim but a bit of a paunch, bad toenails, uses viagra, has little money but we are surviving fine, hes generous when he has anything to give, hes kind hearted, has a funny sense of humor, loves my kitten, is always gentle, and uses viagra once a week. what more can i ask. oh and he washes dishes for me. thats love
2006-07-25 21:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
an ugly, scald headed, short and fat man with a big but thin penis..
ooooo so hot
2006-07-25 21:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by envious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is really no right answer... but I guess the tall dude. I like tall and lean. Thicker is better. I like hair. Money doesn't mean toooo much to me. And he's not stingy.
2006-07-25 21:46:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if me,i will marry tall man is poor but open - handed...u can always run to him
2006-07-25 21:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Sherlin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shortman is rich but stingy. I can always get myself an extra hand to replace his stingyness.
2006-07-25 21:46:18 · answer #5 · answered by ngina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither
2006-07-25 21:45:49 · answer #6 · answered by Janet K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll never ever marry anyone! I don't like to give birth!
2006-07-25 21:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by `| ..bheiibhiie love.. | 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question makes me wanna consider being a lesbian! (or a nun) lol
2006-07-25 23:02:14 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i'm a woman i'd marry nun
2006-07-25 21:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
neither
2006-07-25 22:42:57 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋