A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
2006-07-25 23:57:49 · 13 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost? Ghost? Ohh... I thought you said 'goats.'"
2006-07-25 23:58:08 · update #1
HAHAHAHAH xDDDDDDDDDd (^_^) Good 1!!
2006-07-26 00:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ya that's funny
2006-07-26 07:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the student was from Tenn. HAHA
2006-07-26 07:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by kiss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i have heard this one before too lol sorry sweetpea check ya later â¥
2006-07-26 09:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked # 3 better!
2006-07-26 07:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I disagree haaaaa I really liked that one. :-)
2006-07-26 07:09:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check this out - who was that... Goat F*CK*R...
2006-07-26 07:07:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-07-26 07:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old.
2006-07-26 07:08:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh, you have made my day!
2006-07-26 07:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaa that is awesome :P
2006-07-26 07:00:51 · answer #11 · answered by Hooligan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋