3turtles Jo,Sam&Ray,go on a picnic.Jo packs the basket with bottled sodas&sandwiches.The site is 10miles away, so the turtles take10days to get there.They arrive&all are tired.Jo takes takes out sodas&says Sam, give me the bottle opener.' 'I didnt bring it,' Sam says.'I thought u packed it.'Jo gets worried. Turns to Ray.'Do u have it?' Ray doesnt.Jo&Sam beg Ray to turn back home&get it, but Ray refuses, knowing they'll eat everything by the time he gets back.After 2hrs, the turtles convince Ray to go, swearing on their great-grand turtles' graves they wont touch the food.Ray sets off down the road, slow and steadily.20 days pass, no Ray.Jo&Sam are hungry but a promise is a promise.3 more days pass without Ray in sight. Sam gets restless.'I NEED FOOD!' he says.'NO!'Joe says, we promised.' 5 more days.Jo realizes that Ray ate dinner down the road, so the 2turtles get a sandwich&open their mouths to eat.Right that instant,Ray pops out from behind a rock&says 'just for that im not going.'
2006-07-28
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