Where did my other sock go?

Question

I always loose just one, of a pair, in the wash. If I lost both, I would likely not notice, now would I.

I’m looking for the most creative, original, and/or funny answer. No serious answers.

Answer 1

check in the other sock...it must have sucked it in!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Idiot - you're not losing one sock - - - - - - -you're FINDING one sock.

MINE

For years I've been putting a pair of socks in my washing machine, but as the revs reach 769 per minute, it goes through the vortex.

You know the vortex? It's the thing that Captain Kirk used to use to get Scotty back when he had gone into the future to get a new crystal from the planet Xomorean, just aft. . . .. oh, you didn't see that one? - never mind - anyway, this vortex is not a very strong vortex and only one sock can pass through it, leaving the other one pining for its partner.

I wondered what happened to the socks that went through the vortex, never to return, but now I know. They appear in your washing machine.

Aw, come on - you must have realised what was going on?
Since when would you buy a pair of white socks with pictures of Wiley Coyote all over them?

Answer 3

Actually, I have to give the penultimate serious answer, I can't stop myself, it's bred in my bones.
Deep inside your dryer, during the first part of the cycle, there is a black hole which forms a wormhole into an alternate universe. The extra socks get sucked into this wormhole and become homes for the little sockmonsters a previous answerer told you about.
Therefore, unbeknownst to you, you have helped house an entire universe of alien beings.
They are very grateful.

Answer 4

The sock Gnomes (not to be confused with the eat the last cookie and then leave the bag in the pantry! because they are too lazy to throw it away, or they want to hide the fact that THEY ate the last cookie or other assorted items and blame it on my roomate Gnomes, though they are related) decided to take your socks so that they can build a lasting tribute to you and your socks, because that is what sock Gnomes do. It shall be fifty feet tall and held together with all the old chapsticks that you leave in pants and ''dissapper'' in the dryer.

Answer 5

What you thought was a sock was actually just Phyllis Diller. She/your "sock" is actually sipping on a martini with a bunch of Friars at her summer place in the Catskills.

Don't worry, this kind of thing happens all the time. Just last week, my spatula turned out to be Vincent Price. Ouch!

Answer 6

Don't worry , it will come back soon, your socks is in laundryland..you don't know anything about the surprises in the laundry pipe..if you want to know them, just get into the washer next time with your socks and follow it...but....make sure you don't make any noise...alright??

Answer 7

one of your feet stinks more than the other
the shamed sock which cannot get as clean as the other does the walk of shame and escapes to the outside world thru the exhaust of the dryer, it is then picked up by animals that are attracted to the stinky scent

Answer 8

I found an alien sock in my room a few days ago. Is it one of those Rudolph socks that plays songs when you press it?

Answer 9

I guess aliens took it!! xDDDDDDD or maybe there is a hidden thing in ur washing machine and it steals only 1 sock LOL

Answer 10

True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match.

Answer 11

this happens to everyone.......I seem to find them under the washer, when I am loading the machine they fall to the floor and get kicked under. You might try to look there........but be careful, thats where the sock monster lives!