3turtles Jo,Sam&Ray,go on a picnic.Jo packs the basket with bottled sodas&sandwiches.The site is 10miles away, so the turtles take10days to get there.They arrive&all are tired.Jo takes takes out sodas&says Sam, give me the bottle opener.' 'I didnt bring it,' Sam says.'I thought u packed it.'Jo gets worried. Turns to Ray.'Do u have it?' Ray doesnt.Jo&Sam beg Ray to turn back home&get it, but Ray refuses, knowing they'll eat everything by the time he gets back.After 2hrs, the turtles convince Ray to go, swearing on their great-grand turtles' graves they wont touch the food.Ray sets off down the road, slow and steadily.20 days pass, no Ray.Jo&Sam are hungry but a promise is a promise.3 more days pass without Ray in sight. Sam gets restless.'I NEED FOOD!' he says.'NO!'Joe says, we promised.' 5 more days.Jo realizes that Ray ate dinner down the road, so the 2turtles get a sandwich&open their mouths to eat.Right that instant,Ray pops out from behind a rock&says 'just for that im not going.'
2006-07-28 08:04:36 · 26 answers · asked by Bored silly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i fell sorry for the two waiting turtles. they kept their promise but Ray didnt. That was a sad but funny story
2006-07-28 08:45:54 · answer #1 · answered by katie b 2 · 7⤊ 3⤋
on a scale from 1-10 you get a 10
2006-07-28 15:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by leapordlover10 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-07-28 15:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mean turtles. Still kinda randomly funny though.
2006-07-28 15:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i feel bad 4 the other turtles waiting.... but... ha.
2006-07-28 15:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by xxazaleanne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was great but to long.
2006-07-28 15:11:01 · answer #6 · answered by Tejandra B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-07-28 15:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by ardgo2112 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turtles are funny
2006-07-28 16:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by captspankey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha cute
2006-07-28 15:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by Sally Pepsi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmmmmmm ponder ponder ponder tap tap tap oh ha ha ha hah nope sorry!
2006-07-28 15:11:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋