Entertainment & Music - 28 July 2006

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

2006-07-28 00:23:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm talking about the different signs. My sun and monn signs. how can I tell what they are or can you tell me what they are? i was born on March 25th 1985.

2006-07-28 00:23:17 · 9 answers · asked by thicksauce 2 in Horoscopes

Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.

Little Jimmy stood up, alone.

Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"

"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."

2006-07-28 00:23:14 · 9 answers · asked by Hardez 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Your favorite, most memorible, funny, weird, or anything like that.

2006-07-28 00:22:01 · 25 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

A decolete winter,
and the usual primative storm.
not wanting love or money,
only wanting to be warm.

try to preserve your strength,
dont fight, just let it be.
try to keep your eyes open,
but not so you can see.

listen to the rain
as it poors into the room
take comfort from it
and hold it untill your doom.

things arnt always easy
and important things are hard
all good things take time,
even before they start.

2006-07-28 00:21:41 · 17 answers · asked by manic jester 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 00:19:00 · 6 answers · asked by VIKAS J 1 in Movies

2006-07-28 00:18:32 · 14 answers · asked by The Crazy Guy 2 in Music

2006-07-28 00:15:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It dates back to the 60-70's........

2006-07-28 00:15:18 · 7 answers · asked by wolf man 2 in Music

I MUST be getting tired huh?

2006-07-28 00:15:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Today is my last day at my current job and I want to celebrate!

It's not that I dislike my current employer, I just dislike the job I do and have felt tethered to it for over three years...beed at the company for seven.

So...what shall I do?

2006-07-28 00:14:35 · 19 answers · asked by kojak0527 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 00:12:06 · 5 answers · asked by frustratedrockers 1 in Music

2006-07-28 00:11:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-28 00:11:17 · 14 answers · asked by stan 2 in Music

need some coll movies prefer comdey not to old 2004-2005 and ideas

2006-07-28 00:10:06 · 9 answers · asked by milan_wont_die 2 in Movies

i like them all,but i would have to say d.woods is my fav.how about you?

2006-07-28 00:07:39 · 2 answers · asked by mrs.dynomite 3 in Polls & Surveys

1.What country (other than your own) do you think would be cool to live in?
2.How often do you say "what was I thinkin?'"?
3.Do you blush easily?
4.Is your hairstyle long,medium length or short?
5.What size shoe do you wear?(US sizes)
6.Do you day dream?
7.What color are the walls of the room your in right now?
8.Whats your favorite slang word to use most often?
9.Whats one thing you don't understand about women?
10.Whats one thing don't you understand about men?
thanx--

2006-07-28 00:04:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

pls pls referr me a site form where can i download all the latest hindi movies for free & in very little size i.e within just 30 - 40 MB?

I have asked u this question bcaus i have listned it from my friend's friend that he downloads all the movies from net & that too within just 30 MB

2006-07-28 00:03:23 · 1 answers · asked by guru 1 in Movies

Ive been wonder who would you rahter see in a fight, like on those beer comercials, and who would win.

1. Angelina J. vs. Jennifer Anniston

2. Beyonce vs. Lil Kim

3. Brittney Spears vs. Christina A.

4. Jessica Simpson vs. Tara Reid

5. Lindsay Lohan vs. Hilary Duff

If you have your own celebrity match to, post it.

2006-07-28 00:02:57 · 12 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Celebrities

i was born on 27 july 1979 at cuttack orissa.the time was 23 hrs 58 minutes.
since last six months my mind is very disturbed its due to a disturbed relationship.i am undergoing extreme mental trauma and am very very uncomfortable throughout the day. pls anyone tell me my present horoscope,the reason for this mental disturbance and by when would i get rid of it.
pls help me.
pls

2006-07-28 00:01:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

mah hah soda can o'yeah o'yeah break it down...

2006-07-28 00:01:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 00:00:26 · 8 answers · asked by Cheese 1 in Music