1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
2006-07-28 00:23:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wait, there's more!
13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''
2006-07-28 00:33:51 · update #1
I have a good one. I was in a public bathroom stall taking a big crap. I was making all kinds of farting and squeaking noises. I thought I was alone and I started to laugh. I was not alone. Nobody said anything, but I was just dying. I had to wait until the other person left.
Yeah I'm a real lady too. Eh, sh*t happens!!
2006-07-28 00:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by jmk_jenmarie 3 · 8⤊ 3⤋
Ive got some i was at a skool camp and we had just got bak from a canoeing activitie and i was inline for the shower as i was waiting one of my room mates ran up to me and said aloud " i was here dont push in" and as she did she slipped creating a domino affect of half naked girls slipping and falling ontop of eachother ewww...
and i thuink this is funny but wierd how u fart in the bath and bubbles come up lol lol very lady like huh
2006-07-28 00:33:11 · answer #2 · answered by rokstah_3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At each and every enjoyment park that i be attentive to of, there are mirrors interior the loos. i'm curious as to which one did no longer. possibly that would lead us to a extra precise answer. case in point if the enjoyment park had constrained investment, mirrors are some thing they could do devoid of.
2016-11-03 04:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or you could always just leave the door open and squeeze your head........... works well in very posh award cerimonies.
2006-07-28 00:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by Gypsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sing as loud as u can in the bathroom...so that u don't feel cold while bathing with cold water
2006-07-28 00:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Made me chuckle just when I needed it.
2006-07-28 00:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by wayforwardhow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, brilliant.
2006-07-28 00:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by Sharon 2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice check ya later ♥
2006-07-28 00:40:08 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe.....i'm very tempted to try some of those....lol...very funny
2006-07-28 00:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by mac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Good ones.
2006-07-28 00:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by Ray 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋