Entertainment & Music - 28 July 2006

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring
around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they
passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper
with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into
my humble shop!"

So the couple walked in. "I have some special sandals I think
you would be interested in," the Jamaican said to them. "Dey make
you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need
them, being the sex god" that he was.

"How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" the husband asked
the shopkeeper.

Just try dem on, Mon," the Jamaican replied.

After some badgering from his wife, the man finally gave in, and
triedthe sandals on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he
got this wild look in hiseyes ... something his wife hadn't seen
in many years!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, quickly
benthim over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

At which point the Jamaican began screaming,

"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"

2006-07-28 02:39:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Did anyone else think that Lady in the Water was a bad movie, considering all the hype it got on TV?

I didn't think it was that great.

2006-07-28 02:39:02 · 5 answers · asked by emilbean 2 in Movies

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Led Zeppelin - Aren't They the Best!!!?

Why do you think Led Zeppelin's the best band ever? Think beyond Stairway to Heaven.

2006-07-28 02:38:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What is Mathew Maconahey's Phone number?

2006-07-28 02:38:17 · 13 answers · asked by TracieLacy 2 in Celebrities

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Does anyone remember the babapapas?

Children's TV programme from the 70s. It was on about the same time as Ludwig and Wil 'o' the Wisp.

2006-07-28 02:38:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Why does Carlos Mencia have his own show??

Does anybody else hate this guy as much as me? He just isnt funny, he actually has the rare ability to suck so bad he puts me in a bad mood. This guy doesnt deserve to be famous nevermind have his own show. Does he appeal to the hispanic crowd or something?

2006-07-28 02:38:04 · 12 answers · asked by derrick b 2 in Television

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do you have porno videos?

2006-07-28 02:37:00 · 11 answers · asked by samba s 1 in Movies

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is stewie griffin gay?

i've always wondered....

2006-07-28 02:36:27 · 12 answers · asked by naomi 2 in Television

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Whatever happened to Peggy Bundy and Marcy D'arcy babies?

On an episode of Married with Children both women announced they were pregant. So what happened with the pregancies?

2006-07-28 02:36:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Can anybody tell me... where can i get an mp3 of any singer of song JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS free download?

Can anybody tell me... where can i get an free download mp3 of any singer of song JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS ( I WANT SONG NOT JUST INTRUMENTAL>.. i want song with the words) - complete song.........
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This one :-

Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh,
Over the fields we go, laughing all the way.
Bells on bob-tails ring, making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.

Chorus
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.

2006-07-28 02:35:31 · 5 answers · asked by Jazzmyn 2 in Music

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#2 Which Beatle is singing lead in each of these songs?

1. Boys
2. I Need You
3. Matchbox
4. You've Got To Hide Your Love Away
5. I Will
6. For No One
7. Don't Pass Me By
8. Taxman
9. Slow Down
10. I'm Down

2006-07-28 02:35:26 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Music

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What is your best ever Jim Carrey film moment?

Mine is in the movie Me, myself and irene when he first turns into his alter ego, Hank and parks that car through that shop window

2006-07-28 02:34:49 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Is there a web site that gives info on "where are they now" for musicians no longer making albums?

2006-07-28 02:34:40 · 2 answers · asked by Dean in New York 2 in Music

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crack the code?

this should be simple can you say what i am writing?:
gd
wms pcyb rfgq rfcl zms ypc qkypr

2006-07-28 02:33:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Where is most of the people here from?

2006-07-28 02:33:19 · 38 answers · asked by Forest_aude 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is Victoria Beckham so hated?

I think she's fab.

2006-07-28 02:33:14 · 15 answers · asked by bob p 1 in Music

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Has this ever happened to you?

You know, when you're in an elevator and somebody farts and no one can figure out who it is? Well, I just want all of you to know, it was me. I was the one who farted, and I'd had a burrito. I do it on purpose, and I always make sure everyone thinks its you. They can't see me, so I always get away with it.

2006-07-28 02:33:04 · 15 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what is it like to be a bat?

Use your imagination!

2006-07-28 02:32:46 · 15 answers · asked by Balaboo 5 in Other - Entertainment

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what is your favorite childhood memory?

2006-07-28 02:31:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys