A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring
around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they
passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper
with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into
my humble shop!"
So the couple walked in. "I have some special sandals I think
you would be interested in," the Jamaican said to them. "Dey make
you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need
them, being the sex god" that he was.
"How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" the husband asked
the shopkeeper.
Just try dem on, Mon," the Jamaican replied.
After some badgering from his wife, the man finally gave in, and
triedthe sandals on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he
got this wild look in hiseyes ... something his wife hadn't seen
in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, quickly
benthim over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
At which point the Jamaican began screaming,
"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"
2006-07-28 02:39:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very cute lol and for "jeff" not always going to be a damn question in JOKES and riddles you can tell a JOKE in JOKES and riddles please take note of that also, stay out of JOKES and riddles if you're going to be an a s s about it ugh lol (you should really see my rage with people like that sorry had to vent, been keeping it in for a little while, in the meantime, feel free to look through my "jokes" and my "questions" and see my little vent session for people like that" and i'm very sorry i vented while commenting your joke lol) check ya later ♥
2006-07-28 03:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead." The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words." The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale."
2006-07-28 09:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by still breathing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha..... good one....
check this one too.....
A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first one, "This is for the shame," and then the second one," This is for the glory."
She then orders two more shots. She drinks the first one, "This is for the shame," and then the second one, "This is for the glory."
She is about to order two more shots when the bartender stops her, "Ma'am, I was just wondering...what's this about shame and glory?"
"Well," she replies, "I like to do my housework naked. But when I bent over to pick something up, my great Dane mounted me from behind."
"That must be the shame," the bartender said.
"No, that was the glory. The shame is when we got locked up and he dragged me around the front yard for thirty minutes."
2006-07-28 10:16:34 · answer #3 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahaha! That was super funny! I've never heard that one before!
2006-07-28 10:19:42 · answer #4 · answered by Heaven88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it verrrrry good
2006-07-28 09:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it quite earlier from a girl.
2006-07-28 22:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one before
2006-07-28 09:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant stop laughing at work
2006-07-28 10:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovely.
2006-07-28 10:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a question man..
2006-07-28 09:42:37 · answer #10 · answered by JC90 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋