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You know, when you're in an elevator and somebody farts and no one can figure out who it is? Well, I just want all of you to know, it was me. I was the one who farted, and I'd had a burrito. I do it on purpose, and I always make sure everyone thinks its you. They can't see me, so I always get away with it.

2006-07-28 02:33:04 · 15 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

You do that too? I thought I was the only one...

Or after you let a fart, stare really hard at the person next to you as if you know he/she did it...

2006-07-28 02:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

No. This has never personally happened to me. You always see in movies and hear about stories of interesting, crazy, exciting, or smelly things happening in an elevator but nothing has ever happened to me in an elevator...

2006-07-28 09:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by Kathy F 1 · 0 0

I remember this guy use to do it all the time till I figured out who it was. I could tell cuz his face would turn red real quick. So one day when he did it I grabbed a burrito from my lunch & shoved it up his ......!

2006-07-28 09:40:16 · answer #3 · answered by redskins915 2 · 0 0

Haha No that has never happened to me. So ha you and your burrito fart can not get me!

2006-07-28 09:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by masterurownmind 5 · 0 0

My friend framed me once while I was walking out of a washroom of a casino, he let one rip at the right time and a couple old guys sitting on a bench in front were smirking.. wonderful eh.. nice friend too, lol

2006-07-28 09:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by DJ 3 · 0 0

Don't lie. It was me that farted after a round of Tommy's chili cheese products.

2006-07-28 09:47:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NO.
Actually, it have never happened in those elevators I used.

2006-07-28 09:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by no one 6 · 0 0

Heck yeah! Everyone looks around slowly like no one is paying attention.

2006-07-28 09:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nope never happened to me. i guess you have never been in an elevator with me.

2006-07-28 09:38:53 · answer #9 · answered by laziedazie 4 · 0 0

I always say it wasn't me it was the ******** behind me. I guess that makes you the ********. Just kidding.

2006-07-28 10:38:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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