Use your imagination!
2006-07-28 02:32:46 · 15 answers · asked by Balaboo 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Painful - all those leather balls thumping against your willowy frame. Repeatedly being tapped against the hard cricket pitch. Every now and then getting a nice oiling.
Then, just when you are used to it, your owner takes a big swipe at the ball and you break in half.
There are better ways to earn a living, but at least it is working outside and only in fine weather.
Enough imagination for now?
2006-07-28 02:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by izzieere 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I'd imagine you'd get to fly around alot at night, you can see using sound which is really cool! I think I'd get headaches from hanging around upside down all the time, it would be great though, no worries, no mortgage to deal with!
2006-07-28 12:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Much better than being a mouse, at least they have wings.
And ppl are scared of you and you can fly into a virgins bedroom and drink some blood then fly away and get eaten by an eagle,, what a life eh ?
2006-07-28 09:37:23 · answer #3 · answered by India 55 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DON'T LIKE BEING A BAT I HANG UPSIDE DOWN ALL DAY AND COME OUT AT NIGHT AND I CAN'T STAND THE DARK
2006-07-28 15:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use your imagination. All the blood rushes to your head for one trhing. You can hear the postman coming for miles. You have to watch ladies- they try to catch you with their hair.
2006-07-28 09:37:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's dark of course and you have a constant headache from all the hanging upside down !!
2006-07-28 09:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by barneyboomagoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
head rush after all that hanging upside down
2006-07-29 09:09:26 · answer #7 · answered by jenjen the one and only 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends good if young and sexy .......like bat girl ..but if old like my ex mother in law ,,not so good
2006-07-28 09:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by kathy_madwoman_bates 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unmmmm... I have never had the ability to talk to animals so I dont know....ask dr doolittle
2006-07-28 09:36:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bats arent slimy are they?
2006-07-28 09:55:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋