2006-07-28 07:30:29 · 11 answers · asked by soccer allie <3 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well since there is not scientific evidence of a woodchuck ever chucking wood or even attempting to, we have no actual approximations or estimates of the actual amount of wood that a woodchuck could chuck, if in fact a woodchuck could chuck wood. I would guess that if a woodchuck could chuck, you would also have to weigh in the fact that he could be lazy.
2006-07-28 07:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by aerosmithbaby05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
but we all know woodchucks cant chuck wood!
2006-07-28 07:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by Ace Heid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-28 07:38:11 · answer #3 · answered by Leon K. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2%
2006-07-28 17:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cords.
I don't get it either but that's what a school bus driver told me many years ago.
2006-07-28 07:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
".....a woodchuck cuck...."?? If he could chuck it, why would he "cuck" it?
2006-07-28 07:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by peachyone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gettin' a wood.
2006-07-28 07:32:14 · answer #7 · answered by the_irish_mick_99 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 bushels.
2006-07-28 07:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHUCK NORRIS.
2006-07-28 08:21:15 · answer #9 · answered by kaitlin_danette09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
been there
answered that
2006-07-28 07:32:57 · answer #10 · answered by Xae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋