Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
So Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history....
2006-07-28 07:27:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jeez, I almost **** myself laughing!!!
2006-07-28 07:55:41 · answer #1 · answered by Spoofy P. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good joke.
A young man was walking along the beach when he found a lamp similar to Aladdin's. He rubbed it and out popped a Genie. The man asked for 3 wishes but the Genie said he was still in training so he could only give one. The man thought.
"I would like a bridge built from California to Hawaii because I am afraid to fly."
"Are you NUTS?" the Genie asked. "Do you have any idea how incredibly impossible that would be to build?"
"Okay," the man said. "Then I would like to be able to understand women."
The Genie answered, "Will that be 2 lanes or 4?"
2006-07-31 19:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by Thomas C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this joke. this is funny...lol
2006-07-28 08:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by Stina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...
2006-07-28 07:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by emma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋