2006-07-28 07:27:05 · 14 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-28 07:41:15 · answer #1 · answered by L H 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a killer...see below!
>Do you have what it takes?
>
> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
>checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
>Two men and a woman.
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
>door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
>instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find
>your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
>
> The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The
>agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and
>go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
>and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man
>came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
>home."
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
>instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
>Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
>on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
>there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
> "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
>with the chair."
>
>
> MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
Pass on this advice !!
2006-07-28 15:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by lil_hottie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stray
2006-07-28 14:30:13 · answer #3 · answered by Granny 1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a stressed out career woman of the 21st century.
2006-07-28 14:34:52 · answer #4 · answered by aerosmithbaby05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
means to have sex with her is his work and not play
2006-07-28 14:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MRS.JACK
and quite boring
2006-07-28 14:43:35 · answer #6 · answered by Monroe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boring and exhausted!!
2006-07-28 14:29:32 · answer #7 · answered by nancy a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stray.
2006-07-28 14:30:14 · answer #8 · answered by Bobbi B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lesbian
2006-07-28 14:50:37 · answer #9 · answered by thunderwear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn gay.
2006-07-28 14:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋