Entertainment & Music - 12 July 2006

An American, a Mexican, and a Russian was stranded out in the middle of the sea in a boat. The Russian picked up a Vodka bottle..chugged two-thirds of it and threw it overboard into the water. The American and the Mexican screamed, "Why did you do that"?, "we could of used that". The Russian replies, "Don't worry, we have plenty of that in Russia, when we are rescued, we can have all the Vodka we want." After hearing this the Mexican pulls out a huge joint, puffs and tosses it too overboard into the water. He gets the same reaction from the other two. He replies, "Don't worry we have more than enough smoke to go around in Mexico."
After several minutes, the American picks up the Mexican and throws him overboard. "Dont worry we have plenty of those where i come from too."






and yes this is a joke

2006-07-12 22:14:19 · 15 answers · asked by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Bryan sings, plays guitars, writes lyrics but there is one other thing that he does. Can anyone tell that.

2006-07-12 22:11:39 · 8 answers · asked by hassannacir 1 in Celebrities

Rover drover with a bone of his own, is this true?

2006-07-12 22:08:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-12 22:08:02 · 37 answers · asked by i crave yours 5 in Polls & Surveys

There are 3 women who escape form a jail. a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They see 3 potato sacks on the edge of the road, and each jumps in one to hide from the police. 2 officers see the sacks "lets check these sacks" the first one says. he kicks the redhead's sack, "Meow!" she says "nothing but a cat in this one then he kicks the brunette's, "Woof!" she says, "Nothing but a dog in this one! he kick's the blonde's sack "Po-ta-to!"

2006-07-12 22:07:10 · 10 answers · asked by angelic_beauty 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi, I'm Hannah. I know you hear my thoughts and all, but I wonder just how you hear them.

For instance, if you hear the melody I'm thinking or not. Or hear me coughing.

A clue would be helpful.

2006-07-12 22:05:49 · 17 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

My sister is bugging me about what my photograph looks like, according to her this photo is "lame" and "gay".
So I'm turning to you yahooers as an unbiased answer base.
What do you think of my looks in this picture?
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h156/Grbonk/6f62f941.jpg

I know I already posted this question but the picture link didn't work. This link does work.

2006-07-12 22:05:10 · 10 answers · asked by Z, unnecessary letter 5 in Other - Entertainment

"Ben-ees-e-oh" or "Ben-eech-e-oh"?

2006-07-12 22:04:40 · 3 answers · asked by dylan 2 in Celebrities

He laid her on the table
so white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
and then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.


now how hard was it to keep your mind out of the gutter? ♥♥♥

2006-07-12 22:01:23 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Dr Green, Dr Ross, Nurse Hathaway or someone else?

2006-07-12 22:01:11 · 9 answers · asked by 'Dr Greene' 7 in Television

How does normal feel, and are you happy that way?

2006-07-12 22:01:09 · 28 answers · asked by corpuscollossus 3 in Polls & Surveys

Please help

2006-07-12 22:00:14 · 16 answers · asked by xbabybrownsx 1 in Music

A man was marrying his perfect woman. She was perfect in every way except she had a sister that always hit on him when ever no one was looking. A couple weeks before the wedding the sister invited him over to the house to go over some last minute wedding info. When he got there she started feeling him up,"I need to have you just once before you commit to my sister," she said. He was dumbfounded. She said"I am going up stairs and getting naked, if you want me come get me,"and she through her panties at him for emphasis. He ran out the front door. To his suprise there was his future fatherinlaw standing by his car saying what a wonderful guy he is and that he passed the family test.
MORAL TO THE STORY: ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR CONDOMS IN THE CAR!!!!!

2006-07-12 21:59:50 · 10 answers · asked by simplyfabulous 4 in Jokes & Riddles

...adorns the box of what could be the most disgusting cereal ever made?

I mean...who wants to eat skull-shaped marshmallows??

2006-07-12 21:59:34 · 9 answers · asked by St. Hell 5 in Celebrities

2006-07-12 21:59:06 · 8 answers · asked by cdgbabywinc 1 in Movies

a man walks into bar and orders 7 beers. The bartender asks whats to celebrate?. The man says "First blowwjob". The bartender syas " make it 8 then, one on the house". The man replies, "If 7 beers don't get the taste out, nothing will."

2006-07-12 21:58:27 · 9 answers · asked by angelic_beauty 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-12 21:56:11 · 8 answers · asked by Bruce k 2 in Music

My sister is bugging me about what my photograph looks like, according to her this photo is "lame" and "gay".
So I'm turning to you yahooers as an unbiased answer base.
What do you think of my looks in this picture?
http://f10.putfile.com/main/7/19304245939.jpg

2006-07-12 21:55:46 · 37 answers · asked by Z, unnecessary letter 5 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-12 21:55:02 · 17 answers · asked by shags 2 in Celebrities

I say their equally condscending and pompous .If you like either of these people dont answer. Pick one or both of them say why you made your choice and no defending them. This is for their detractors only

2006-07-12 21:53:49 · 8 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Celebrities

2006-07-12 21:53:14 · 6 answers · asked by ^ _ ^ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 21:48:50 · 1 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Television

i love him a lot he is damn cool and i wish to meet him some day

2006-07-12 21:44:32 · 14 answers · asked by nicky t 1 in Celebrities

No White women in this answer please?
I'll ask about them later!

2006-07-12 21:43:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-12 21:41:39 · 34 answers · asked by Thing 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 21:41:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A friend told me that the phrase means the person doesn't know better or any differant. I'm curious as to whether others are interpreting it the same way and if this is what the writer meant when he wrote the movie "Forrest Gump". TY, BM

2006-07-12 21:40:24 · 8 answers · asked by Brenda 6 in Movies

I know that they are as long as the finger board is wide. But are they 1/8 or 1/4 in.wide itself ?

2006-07-12 21:37:43 · 3 answers · asked by MaMa D 1 in Other - Entertainment

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=main/7/19304245939.jpg&s=f10

2006-07-12 21:35:21 · 9 answers · asked by white_raven_wing 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-12 21:35:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music