A man was marrying his perfect woman. She was perfect in every way except she had a sister that always hit on him when ever no one was looking. A couple weeks before the wedding the sister invited him over to the house to go over some last minute wedding info. When he got there she started feeling him up,"I need to have you just once before you commit to my sister," she said. He was dumbfounded. She said"I am going up stairs and getting naked, if you want me come get me,"and she through her panties at him for emphasis. He ran out the front door. To his suprise there was his future fatherinlaw standing by his car saying what a wonderful guy he is and that he passed the family test.
MORAL TO THE STORY: ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR CONDOMS IN THE CAR!!!!!
2006-07-12 21:59:50 · 10 answers · asked by simplyfabulous 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow cool ! 10/10 and claps too.
2006-07-13 06:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha
but what if u don't have a car
2006-07-13 05:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha "always carry a condom" -Rated 10+/10-"
2006-07-13 05:05:55 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea good one
2006-07-13 05:05:44 · answer #4 · answered by ashley t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good answer. I like that one.
2006-07-13 05:04:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I love it. You rock my socks.
2006-07-13 05:08:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was perfect.
2006-07-13 05:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hv heard it b4 also but instead of father in law it ws his future wife................
neways that is a v gud joke indeed..............
lol
2006-07-13 06:11:56 · answer #8 · answered by nits s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
??? it took me some time I admit....â
2006-07-13 05:06:21 · answer #9 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...that was hilarious...lol
2006-07-13 05:58:25 · answer #10 · answered by meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋