An American, a Mexican, and a Russian was stranded out in the middle of the sea in a boat. The Russian picked up a Vodka bottle..chugged two-thirds of it and threw it overboard into the water. The American and the Mexican screamed, "Why did you do that"?, "we could of used that". The Russian replies, "Don't worry, we have plenty of that in Russia, when we are rescued, we can have all the Vodka we want." After hearing this the Mexican pulls out a huge joint, puffs and tosses it too overboard into the water. He gets the same reaction from the other two. He replies, "Don't worry we have more than enough smoke to go around in Mexico."
After several minutes, the American picks up the Mexican and throws him overboard. "Dont worry we have plenty of those where i come from too."
and yes this is a joke
2006-07-12 22:14:19 · 15 answers · asked by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i know its old...but i stil think the concept is funny hahah
2006-07-12 22:38:42 · update #1
***** Yall Is Rasist Nah Im A Mexican And That Was Funny!
2006-07-12 22:18:33 · answer #1 · answered by KornySystem 1 · 13⤊ 6⤋
No offence taken, IF you get ALL 4 items correct.
Arkansas 12th Grade Reading Test
No.1
M R DUCKS
M R KNOT
O S A R
C M WANGS
L I B
M R DUCKS
No.2
M R SNAKES
M R KNOT
S A R
C M B D I's
L I B
M R SNAKES
No.3
M R MICE
M R KNOT
S A R
C M E D B D FEET
L I B
M R MICE
No. 4
M R FARMERS
M R KNOT
S A R
C M M T POCKETS
L I B
M R FARMERS
Aproved by Senator Hillary Clinton
2004
2006-07-13 19:10:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this joke over 10 years ago when I was in elementary and still find it hilarious...
Here's one joke:
One day a mother duck and her ducklings were crossing a street when all of a sudden, the mother duck got ran over and died. The baby ducks were horrified. That same day, a mother skunk and her babies were walking down the street and the mother skunk got killed in the same way. The baby skunks were sad and helpless. The baby ducks saw what happend to their mother went over to them. One of the baby skunks cried, "Our mother died before she got to tell us what we were!" One of the baby ducks cried, "We don't know what we are either. Our mother just died before she got to tell us, too." Then the babies saw a white man walking by and decided to ask him what they were. One of the baby ducks approached the man. "Excuse me, Sir? We were wondering if you could tell us what we were. Our mother died before she got to tell us." The man looked at the ducks. He said, "Well, you guys have a beak, webbed feet, and you waddle, so obviously you're a duck." The baby ducks were very happy. Then one of the baby skunks approached the man. He asked, "Can you tell us what we are?" The man looked at the skunks for a moment and said, "Well, you're not white, you're not black, and you smell like sh**, so you must be a Mexican.
People, please don't be offended...
2006-07-12 22:17:33 · answer #3 · answered by pureessence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what i'm talking about! Great joke man
2006-07-12 22:22:10 · answer #4 · answered by Grey Jedi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old is gold but brought chuckle to me tnx
2006-07-12 22:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your theme of jokes dude! you can call them:
"It's time for the No-Offence-Non-Taken Jokes"
2006-07-12 22:24:06 · answer #6 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?
Because Chernoble fallout!
(CHER NOB ELL) he he he
2006-07-12 22:19:13 · answer #7 · answered by KinkyPoodleJoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha hah ahhah hahahhaa hahahah hahahaha hahaha ha!
thx man i needed the laugh!
2006-07-12 23:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am american and still thought that one was good!! And ain't it the truth!!
HA-HA!
2006-07-13 02:30:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is very very very very very very old dude sorry sweetheart
check ya later â¥
2006-07-12 22:23:48 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋