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There are 3 women who escape form a jail. a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They see 3 potato sacks on the edge of the road, and each jumps in one to hide from the police. 2 officers see the sacks "lets check these sacks" the first one says. he kicks the redhead's sack, "Meow!" she says "nothing but a cat in this one then he kicks the brunette's, "Woof!" she says, "Nothing but a dog in this one! he kick's the blonde's sack "Po-ta-to!"

2006-07-12 22:07:10 · 10 answers · asked by angelic_beauty 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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A redhead, blonde, and brunette were on death row but the electric chair was down due to a storm. They were due for execution so they were sent in front of the firing squad. The redhead being first to be shot was at the wall and suddenly screamed," EARTHQUAKE!" When everyone panicked, she escaped over the wall. The brunette went up next, and after the "ready...aim..."she screamed,"TORNADO!" and she also escaped. When the blonde was at the wall she knew disasters were the way out and as the firing squad took aim, she yelled,"FIRE"..........

2006-07-12 22:28:00 · answer #1 · answered by James B 1 · 0 0

Oldieee but goodieeee

2006-07-13 05:16:04 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

this joke is pretty old i told this when i was in first or second grade but it was still funny lol check ya later ♥

2006-07-13 05:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

Jesus must have told this one to his disciples, its so oooold!

2006-07-13 05:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

old but still cute
see ya!

2006-07-13 06:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahah...funny. haven't heard it b4.

2006-07-13 05:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by meg 3 · 0 0

And Oldie but goodie for all audiences! Thanks for the laugh.

2006-07-13 07:03:36 · answer #7 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0 0

Nice :)

2006-07-13 05:16:30 · answer #8 · answered by Georgie 4 · 0 0

ok

2006-07-13 05:22:00 · answer #9 · answered by walkerje1@verizon.net 2 · 0 0

mmmmmuuuuuhhhhhhaaaaaaaa.....

2006-07-13 07:14:12 · answer #10 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0 0

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