Dumbest thing you've ever done while drunk?

Answer 1

well, I wasn't drunk, but was under the influence. They gave me some overpowered pain killer for a bad shoulder.

They said they found me trying to row a canoe across a Field nearly 1/2 mile from the lake. No one knows how I got the heavy boat out there.
Took two of them to carry it back. AND I had a bummed shoulder!

The Chronicler

Answer 2

Outside of unprotected sex with multiple partners? Driving a car a long distance, or a short distance...or any distance?

I used to work as an independent pro wrestler....this is not intended to give anyone a false perception of what it was. No t.v., no million dollar salaries, nothing like that. It was a weekend job, wrestling in high school gymnasiums or outside of taverns, 25 bucks a match, crowds ranged from 50-800 people..

Anyway, the point is, one day during the work week, after a day at my actual job, my freinds and I went out to a bar for a few dozen drinks. They get on the subject of pro wrestling, and are all fascinated by it. One states that his big dream is to bodyslam someone.

So, being drunk, and utlra macho because I'm drunk, I instruct him on how to properly bodyslam someone, and then I let him bodyslam me right on the ground. A second guy oohs and aahs about it, and wants to give it a try...then at third guy, and a fourth guy,....and so on.....After a dozen bodyslams, from different people....a woman sees this going on, and not knowing the situation, sees it as a dozen or so guys, beating the crap out of me.

Anyway, she wants to call the cops, and it turns into a big fiasco because we've all been drinking and she's sober, and no one can make any sense, and she won't listen.


So the next day, I learn that taking bodyslams on a lawn, a gravel parking lot, and a sidewalk...or a hardwood tavern floor....are slightly different than being in an actual wrestling ring the pain ratio is slightly higher.

This may not be the most exciting, or funniest story about being drunk, but I imagine it's original.

Answer 3

I've only been drunk once in my life. I was with my uncles wife and she is an alcoholic and she encouraged me to drink. I was so sick afterwards puking etc and I remember saying over and over that I would never get drunk again and she laughed and said that's what she says a couple times a week for the last several years and she guarantees me I will be drunk many times in my life. Well that was when I was 16 and I am now 37 and I can count on my hands with fingers left over how many alcoholic drinks I have had in my life since. I learn from my mistakes and I don't say things I don't mean. Incidentally although I was drunk too I hid her car keys from her and we had to walk home. I was so drunk I thought I would have vomited until I died but yet I had the good sense at 16 to ensure we didn't drive so I don't feel sorry for losers who drink and drive. The only thing dumb I did while drunk was stand up comedy. lol

Answer 4

Why would someone who doesn't drink even bother answering this question???

I do - so anyway.... The dumbest thing... Well here are 2 of many!!!

-Peed in the countryside, and got my private parts stung by a nettle. It hurts!

-The night I met my boyfriend (of over a year now) - I was flirting outrageously with a bartender, and got all down when I found out he was married, then I spotted a lovely looking guy, and that was it! I waled over to him and asked him to step outside 'cos I wanted to talk to him, as soon as we got outside I snogged the face off him. You may think it ends there, but Oh no!!

I saw him again later (after a few more bevvys) on the way to the bathrooms and "abducted" him... We were locked together in the ladies with people banging on the door for 45 mins (I only know how long 'cos a mate told me!).

It was nuts, and I didn't expect to hear from him again, but the next day he rang me, told me I was amazing and asked me to be his girlfriend! We've been together well over a year now, and we're trying for a baby! He is the most caring and loving man in the world, and I'm so happy!

Just goes to show, alcohol is not always bad for the health!!

Answer 5

Let my girlfriends boyfriend drive! WE were all about 16 yrs old. Except him he was 14 and his dumb*ss father bought him the car! Went out drinking and then driving on some back roads. It had been raining and it was near dusk so hard to see. I knew there was a sharp curve coming up just over a little bridge, I told him to slow down.. this made him speed up... next thing we knew we were flying off a the end of a bridge doing about 80 mph. Hit a huge old Sycamore tree about 1/2 way up the trunk! Thank god the car was like a 1973 Caddy! It took off most of the right front of the car.. just literally sheared it! My GF was in the front seat and she wound up with a broken ankle and a gash from the dashboard peeling back.. on her forehead that ran from her scalpline to her mouth. 40 stitches! Driver was unharmed.. go figure.. I tried to keep my friend from going thru the windshiled so I grabbed her as she flew foreward from the impact around her neck and I wound up putting my elbow thru the windshield.( I was in the back seat with my BF) still have the scar to prove it! My Bf was unharmed too. It taught me a huge lesson that day! I am not Immortal! Nor are my friends! Shortly after this I lost 3 friends in 3 dif accidents due to the same stupid reason... drinking and driving! Moral of the story.....Drink and Drive and your Luck soon runs out! Pray for those who were not smart enough to figure this out before they died and more so for those they killed or maimed!

Answer 6

One of the dumbest things, when I was like 21. I kissed this guy and I took a picture of him. Yuck after I developed the pic. I was like what the hell was I doing..he was not even my type and not good looking. Another one I puked all over the bathroom floor in a restaurant. I can't tell you some of the other things cause l don't remember. My ex told me I tried going to the bathroom in the closet.

Answer 7

Left a party, intent on walking the 20 miles back to my home--where I don't get far and pass out in a ditch....literally inches from the highway.

Out of the darkness, a car pulls up and the driver asks if I could use a ride home. I blindly take the unknown driver up on his offer and get in the car, which is carrying other people.

I can't see or recognize anyone, but I did know there was this attractive woman next to me. And I begin to flirt with her and offer everyone in the car a night out in Seattle on me. The woman and the driver in the front seat both politely decline.

I gave it no thought the car pulled up to my driveway when I gave no directions to my home, where I thanked the driver....went in and dropped out cold on the living room floor.

The loud ringing phone shattered still quiet and abruptly woke me up the next morning. My mother was very quick to tell me my DAD drove me home and the lady I flirted with so outright was the wife of our town's mayor (her husband was seated to her right--I didn't notice him). My parents, the mayor and his wife all went dining out that evening when they found me along the roadside. That was pretty hard to live down.

Answer 8

Dumbest thing I did was I went to Jack in the box went to the drive Thu this was when they still had the Jack in the box that you gave your order to and at night the jack would flash when they were ready to take your order instead of them asking may i take your order well me being drunk as i was forgot that and began yelling and honking the horn to get them to take my order but they never said any thing so i got real upset and took a golf club to jack till they spoke to me to take my order needless to say they had called the cops they arrived while i was waiting for my order. I spent 3 days in jail. was that dumb of me or what?

Answer 9

My sister, best friend, and I threw a huge Halloween bash at our beautiful home in Huntington Beach and we started drinking shots of tequila while hanging the decoration and all. When the first guests started to arrive, all three of us were found lying in the beathroom, with our heads near the toilet, totally passed out! LOL! All of my friends went ahead and enjoyed the keger of Heinekin and six foot sandwhich we paid our hard earned money for. Lol!

Answer 10

Had to use the bathroom while out drinking with friends so we headed for a gravel road right outside of town. Well there was a cattle guard acrosss the road and when me and my girlfriend tried to cross over it my foot slipped and I fell through cutting the crap out of my leg. With blood gushing I made it back to the car to find our guy friends laughing the butts off. They told me " we could see you and then all of a sudden you just vanished". I have never tried to walk across a cattle guard again!