I Feel Rather Despondent, Help Cheer Me Up?

Answer 1

Cheer up dangit!!!!!! Look at it this way, you're not the only one, us despondents have to stick together.....

Answer 2

Don’t you get just sick and tired of those people that are always in a good mood? A happy face here a “have a good day there”… makes me want to throw up. And then you have those, “it could be worse.” Yeah, it could but that’s just wishfully thinking!

If I wasn’t so poor, I’d have another root canal just to pass some time, but will they do that when you ask them too? Hell no! They all have that same excuse, “We can’t find any teeth that need a root canal.” I want to scream, “Hey! Look at me! I’m the one wanting a root canal, not my teeth!” People just don’t care anymore.

I think it is darn near time everyone stop and take a look at themselves and say, “What is so great about this?”

Answer 3

I am a 42 year old single fat loser, with a crappy job and messy place to live. I am one paycheck away from bankruptcy and I have no hope of getting a better job. I have no girlfriend or any friends. I am always by myself, I even work in a room all alone. My life really sucks, how is your life looking now?

Answer 4

Most of the feelings are due to prevailing situation.These situation are due to our own creation or we get dragged in to it.This results in feelings i..e., good or bad.Mostly on understanding such aspects & with mature thinking, we can create relief by own effort to great extent . Example, divert the mind in to another area where one feels happy.This could be by change of place, meeting different people, engaging in to some different activity like reading, movie etc,etc.

Answer 5

Family always cheers me up. Like this one...

THE COLLARD GREENS
AN OLD MAN LIVED ALONE IN THE COUNTRY. HE WANTED TO DIG HIS YEARLY COLLARD GREEN GARDEN, BUT IT WAS ALWAYS VERY HARD FOR HIM BECAUSE THE GROUND WAS HARD. HIS ONLY SON, JUNEBUG JANKINS III, WHO USED TO HELP HIM, WAS IN PRISON. THE OLD MAN WROTE A LETTER TO HIS SON AND DESCRIBED HIS predictiment.

DEAR JUNEBUG,
I AM FEELING PRETTY BAD BECAUSE IT LOOK LIKE I WONT BE ABLE TO PLANT MY COLLARD GREEN GARDEN THIS YEAR, I’M JUST GETTING TOO OLD TO BE DIGGING UP A GARDEN PLOT IF YOU HERE MY TROUBLES WOULD BE OVER, I KNOW YOU WOULD DIG TE PLOT FOR ME.
LOVE DAD

A FEW DAYS LATER HE RECEIVED A LETTER FROM HIS SON.

DEAR DADDY JANKINS,
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T DIG UP THAT GARDEN. THAT’S WHERE I BURIED THE BODIES.
LOVE, JUNEBUGG JANKINS III.

AT 4 A.M. THE NEXT MORNING. F.B.I. AGENTS AND LOCAL POLICE ARRIVED AND DUG UP THE ENTIRE AREA WITHOUT FINDING ANY BODIES. THEY APOLOGIZED TO THE OLD MAN AND LEFT.
THE SAME DAY THE OLD MAN RECEIVE ANOTHER LETTER FROM HIS SON.

DEAR DADDY JANKINS,
YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND PLANT THE COLLARD GREENS NOW. THAT’S THE BEST I COULD DO UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.-- LOVE JUNEBUGG III.

Answer 6

2 ducks start talking to each other.

The first duck begins saying how warm the weather is.

The second shouts, "OMG, a talking duck!"