Entertainment & Music - 12 July 2006

Do you know any funny answering machine messages?

2006-07-12 20:39:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-12 20:38:55 · 10 answers · asked by Munkees Rock! 1 in Music

2006-07-12 20:38:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-12 20:38:11 · 11 answers · asked by mspeachygal 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 20:37:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-07-12 20:36:50 · 10 answers · asked by white_raven_wing 1 in Other - Entertainment

There's a marathon going on at A&E right now. I think it's amazing! I think i'm getting addicted.

2006-07-12 20:36:20 · 11 answers · asked by Giggles 5 in Television

I want to make me known.

2006-07-12 20:35:13 · 9 answers · asked by cat 1 in Television

2006-07-12 20:33:01 · 2 answers · asked by Frank 2 in Magazines

If so, who do you think the surprising NOVA member will be? I think Richard and Alana would be surprising. Richard has no particular love for the government, either.

2006-07-12 20:33:00 · 3 answers · asked by GreenEyedLilo 7 in Television

2006-07-12 20:31:45 · 29 answers · asked by neeliab77 1 in Movies

i'm looking for those 'old' cd/vcd shops where you can find all those nice old songs and old movies like andy lau's, jacky cheung's, dave wang's..
Thanks.

2006-07-12 20:31:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-12 20:30:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

List out as many as possible, try to be different~

2006-07-12 20:28:33 · 13 answers · asked by a V a 4 in Polls & Surveys

mine is monday cause its the start of another loong week...

2006-07-12 20:27:32 · 27 answers · asked by truefallacies 3 in Polls & Surveys

I've seen it a millon times, is it about Hitler?

2006-07-12 20:26:00 · 18 answers · asked by tamilynn 3 in Movies

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

2006-07-12 20:25:39 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-07-12 20:24:17 · 13 answers · asked by mfougnie 3 in Polls & Surveys

Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.

The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."

Mr. Smith says, "What do you mean?"

The receptionist replies, "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife."

Mr Smith exclaims, "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?"

The receptionist calmly replies, "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't go to bed with her."

From a joke website

2006-07-12 20:23:36 · 28 answers · asked by pureessence 2 in Jokes & Riddles

and why

Im just curious

2006-07-12 20:21:42 · 33 answers · asked by the oddity that is me 2 in Movies

2006-07-12 20:20:46 · 3 answers · asked by Big brett 1 in Music

What was the best concert you can remember going to?
If you could see ANYONE today, who would it be?

my best was fleetwood mac cuz theyre my favorite and yes i still have & wear my concert jersey
i would wanna see ac/dc & queen

2006-07-12 20:20:26 · 9 answers · asked by RagDoll 2 in Music

2006-07-12 20:19:28 · 27 answers · asked by Heavens-@ngel 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 20:19:12 · 5 answers · asked by wonderwoman 3 in Movies

2006-07-12 20:16:55 · 19 answers · asked by say 2 in Jokes & Riddles

"Gambling Vacation"

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.
The first guy says, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms and hollers, "7 come 11," all night and I haven't had a wink of sleep!"
The second guy says, "I know what you mean ... my old lady played blackjack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers, "Hit me light or hit me hard," and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"
The last guy says, "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an *** full of quarters."

From a joke website

2006-07-12 20:16:44 · 7 answers · asked by pureessence 2 in Jokes & Riddles

At the YMCA one day, a really fat man got out of the shower and another guy saw him. The second guy said, "I don't mean to be rude, but you are fat!"

The first guy said, "Yeah, I know I'm really big."

The second guy asked, "Man, how long has it been since you've seen your dick?"

The first guy says, "Looong time, man."

The second guy asks, "Well, why don't you diet?"

The first guy asks, "Why? What color is it now?"

From a joke website

2006-07-12 20:15:09 · 6 answers · asked by pureessence 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I am obsessed with those movies so if anyone can help, thankyou so much.

2006-07-12 20:14:47 · 8 answers · asked by the oddity that is me 2 in Movies

i go to aprivate school i'm 15 and i hate posers and i always do dares and i'm kinda narkish

2006-07-12 20:14:18 · 27 answers · asked by AMAZING P 1 in Celebrities

Where homeless people water-ski on the Seine on Bastille Day?

2006-07-12 20:13:58 · 4 answers · asked by michinoku2001 7 in Movies