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2006-07-12 20:19:28 · 27 answers · asked by Heavens-@ngel 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

27 answers

contact me and i'll let you adopt me.. i only have £3.50 but i could let you ride pilion on me bike.

2006-07-13 01:07:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 27 15

Work the other way round, try a millionaire to get to adopt you

2006-07-12 20:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by mkaamsel 4 · 0 0

Go to your local orphanage, and adopt the lonely little boy sitting in the corner, dressed in rags but smiling bravely even though he's lame / blind / half starved.

He will turn out to be the long-lost son of millionaire parents, who've been scouring the world for him since he was kidnapped by gypsies / fell out of a boat / walked out of the park when his nanny's attention was distracted.

And if he isn't the son of rich parents, then he'll grow up to be rich, famous and handsome, with all his ailments miraculously cured by a benevolent guru.

2006-07-12 20:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are alive , healthy , have a job , a roof over your head , food on your table , a family that loves you , then you are the millionaire you are looking for to over 1/2 the people in the world !! Count the amount of Blessings you possess in your heart & in your life , not in your bank account !

2006-07-12 23:17:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think there is a dating agency for woman to meet millionaires, I've read about it in the sun newspaper, you have to pay a joining fee. have a look in your yahoo search, just type in millionaire dating.

2006-07-13 00:45:20 · answer #5 · answered by Emmie 3 · 0 0

Hang outside the Berkeley club in Westminister. London. Be sure to look like a ragamuffin, but keep smiling.
Failing that pretend you're a young boy.

2006-07-12 20:25:28 · answer #6 · answered by TractorBoy 2 · 0 0

unless He/she is 9 year old orphan of millionaire parents who died in a plane crash or something.

2006-07-12 20:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why do you want to adopt me..

2006-07-12 20:36:43 · answer #8 · answered by Bob The Builder 5 · 0 0

Marry one

2006-07-12 20:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

Good luck...I thought they did the adopting... hmm?

2006-07-12 20:22:37 · answer #10 · answered by Blue Queen 3 · 0 0

Are you sure you wouldn't rather be adopted?

2006-07-12 20:27:56 · answer #11 · answered by opossumd 4 · 0 0

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