"Gambling Vacation"
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.
The first guy says, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms and hollers, "7 come 11," all night and I haven't had a wink of sleep!"
The second guy says, "I know what you mean ... my old lady played blackjack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers, "Hit me light or hit me hard," and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"
The last guy says, "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an *** full of quarters."
From a joke website
2006-07-12 20:16:44 · 7 answers · asked by pureessence 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one word... OUCH!
2006-07-13 01:28:10 · answer #1 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2006-07-13 03:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by Hector 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol well look on the bright side. Now he has money to spend and she'll shut up as soon as he tells her where he got it. :D
2006-07-13 03:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, thats a damn funny joke. I havent heard it in a long time. Still so damn funny.....rofl
2006-07-13 03:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...ok when i think i havent heard anything funnier than your last one... i am wrong this is the FUNNIEST one yet......
thank you thank you thank you.... :)
2006-07-13 03:42:19 · answer #5 · answered by T[]-[]E Wiggles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeew
2006-07-13 03:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-07-13 03:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by ravi g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋