Married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is driving. His wife says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend and he's a better lover than you."
Again husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too." Husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too."
Husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
Husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "What's that?"
Husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbags."
2006-07-12
20:11:46
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