There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the man to jail. The next day the man went before a judge. The judge asked "Where do you work?" The man replied "Here and there." The judge then asked "What do you do for a living?" The man replied "This and that" Finally the judge ordered for him to be taken away. Suddenly the man asks "Hey when do I get out of jail?" The judge replied with a smile on his face "Sooner or later."
This just goes to show that you should never mess with a judge. hehehehe check ya later ♥
2006-07-12 19:58:20 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
........lol........and in jail other inmates ask what he did to get in to which he replies 'something or another'!
2006-07-12 22:45:33 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 11⤊ 4⤋
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2016-11-06 07:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet sooner or later is the best answer a judge could eva give..
Cheers...(",)
2006-07-13 17:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then the man replied "I'm going to shoot ya sooner or later then."
2006-07-12 20:08:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i'm going to try an escape now, should i run faster or slower?
2006-07-12 20:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! Are you a judge?;)
2006-07-12 20:09:08 · answer #6 · answered by jkbdkasl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess we all have to get it sooner or later hahahahaahhaahh!
2006-07-13 01:04:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really expected to life but i didnt
2006-07-12 20:04:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was good.
2006-07-12 21:03:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... he was probably still drunk
2006-07-12 20:02:55 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol ^__^
2006-07-12 20:01:40 · answer #11 · answered by Confused 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋