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Theres an american, a german, and a mexican.
they were walking in the woods.
suddenly a heard of buffalo came at them.
they ran and ran and ran till they came to a shed and went in it.
2 days later the buffalo left.
themn got out and only to find layer of crap everywhere.
they were forced to jump in because there wasn't any way out.
the German took a leap and said, "its not that bad its only up to my waist."
The American took a leap and said, its not bad, its only to my knees.

The mexican took a leap...and said, "its not that bad its only to my ankles.."

AMERICAN: how did you manage that?

MEXICAN: "heh, i jumped in head first..."

2006-07-12 19:56:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

hahahaha awesome 10/10 + a gazillion more lol check ya later ♥

2006-07-12 20:00:55 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 5 2

5

2006-07-13 03:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by naughtynnice 4 · 0 0

l 5

2006-07-13 03:00:01 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley010 5 · 0 0

I'd give it an 8. It is a little offensive. It would work well as a blonde joke too, or you could use it with any nationality

2006-07-13 02:59:54 · answer #4 · answered by deejo 2 · 0 0

In order not to get feet wet? hahahaha 26/10

2006-07-13 05:48:05 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

Ummmm 4/10... that was prettttttttty lame.... Sorry....

(& if he really went head first he wouldnt be able to talk from all the crap in his mouth???)

2006-07-13 03:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by Dasher 5 · 0 0

LOL I rate it a 7

2006-07-13 03:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HA HA HA ! Stupid damn beaner! I give you a HUGE 10... So yeah Pick me as your best andser... I need the points.. You rock my face off. Bye

2006-07-13 03:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lame.

2006-07-13 03:20:43 · answer #9 · answered by Michael A 3 · 0 0

First thing out of my mouth Shi*. I give that 10 points, now give me mine.

2006-07-13 03:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by # one 6 · 0 0

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