Here is the joke:
"A lawyer and doctor walk into a bar. The lawyer orders a martini, and the doctor orders a scotch and soda. The bartender comes back and says 'I bet one of you is a lawyer or doctor'
They ask 'how did you know?'
The bartender says, 'well, a lawyer always orders the most expensive drink, and a doctor...well, a doctor knows that if you are sane and in pain, then there is no gain on drinking on the main.'"
So is this a good joke to tell on a date?
2006-07-12
18:40:59
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