An old farmer had a large pond in his farm, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.One day he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in the pond.He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of them shouted "We're not coming out until you leave!"
He replied, "I didn't came here to watch you ladies swim or naked but just to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and treachery will always triumph over youth and skill!
2006-07-12 18:29:12 · 8 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey PD!!! Good Morning!!!!!
Funny,, LOL!!!!!!!!!
I just cant wait to get Old!!!!! But where will i learn to be treacherous?
2006-07-12 18:47:20 · answer #1 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats an effective tale, i quite loved reading it. in reality the Dean had to ascertain if their tale became authentic and may tournament up with one yet another's memories. So i guess the moral became to no longer lie because you under no circumstances understand what issues will upward thrust up from the aftermath of those lies.
2016-12-01 04:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by randles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, and milk came out of MY nose! lol
2006-07-12 18:33:36 · answer #3 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wooh ! U make my day ! Ur's is addictive jokes :)) lol !
2006-07-13 04:18:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey dat was a gud one
2006-07-13 05:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by risha shetty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great! Very disturbing, but great!
2006-07-12 18:33:06 · answer #6 · answered by forealmsnwn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm... why am I searching for Q by this guy???
Yes, now it is obvious... I'm addicted to his jokes...
2006-07-12 18:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! thanks for the laughs! wcback!!
2006-07-14 17:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋