Entertainment & Music - 16 July 2006

Billy was taking a bath with his mother and he asked..

"What is that?" Pointing at his mothers breast.

Mother: "Oh that is my horn."

Billy: "oh, Then whats that?" Pointing at his mother's vagina"

Mother: "That is my garage"

The next day..

Billy was taking a shower with his dad..

Billy: "Dad what is that?" Pointing at his dad's penis"

Dad: "That is my mercedes"

After that when everyone was getting ready for bed,

Billy said: "Dad beep the horn and park your mercedes in the garage.."

2006-07-16 23:59:29 · 7 answers · asked by Poisonous_Lipz 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-16 23:59:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-16 23:57:26 · 26 answers · asked by icareadamn! 2 in Polls & Surveys

the title and the singer of this song? the video of this song has a group of girls and a group of boys having a battle in breakdancing.

2006-07-16 23:56:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-16 23:52:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I recognised Jenni Falconer's "fella" in the audience but just can't put my finger on where he's from, anyone got any ideas?

2006-07-16 23:51:59 · 5 answers · asked by pikapoke_uk 4 in Television

True stories please, I'm fasinated by the supernatural.

2006-07-16 23:51:26 · 15 answers · asked by Tarnibee 2 in Other - Entertainment

A DOG NAMED "SEX"
(What Not to Name Your Dog)

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex". He's a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!" Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He winked and said, "You must've been quite a kid!"

When I got married & went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I want a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets, "But you don't understand." I said "I had hope to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."

When my wife & I separated, we went to court to fight for the custody of the dog. I said, " Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, " The courtroom isn't a confessional, stick to the case please." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up this Friday!

2006-07-16 23:51:19 · 16 answers · asked by serial kisser 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Which is best and why?

2006-07-16 23:51:00 · 14 answers · asked by Pallie 2 in Polls & Surveys

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

Can a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear?

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

How many two cents stamps are there in a dozen?

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

2006-07-16 23:50:56 · 28 answers · asked by ~ ♥ Sun$hine ♥ ~ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

And if yes what did you think of it?

personally i thought it was brilliant.

2006-07-16 23:48:34 · 17 answers · asked by Leah D 1 in Movies

2006-07-16 23:48:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mother: Now, behave and be very quiet when you are in the church.

Sister: Why do we have to be quiet?

Brother: Because everybody is sleeping..

^^

2006-07-16 23:47:16 · 11 answers · asked by Poisonous_Lipz 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-16 23:47:10 · 7 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-16 23:46:48 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Funniest answer gets 10 points.

2006-07-16 23:45:52 · 14 answers · asked by police 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Just interested if anyone in here looks a lot like their avatar and do you change your avatar as you change your mood?

2006-07-16 23:44:27 · 9 answers · asked by Chellie 3 in Polls & Surveys

heya guys! my girlfriend and i are planning to spend a whole weekend on watching movies, do you have a good movie in mind? please help us out here we cant think of any, old or new movies comedy is much preffered...thanks in advance!

2006-07-16 23:42:47 · 17 answers · asked by » pōпб§±ë® ¬ 4 in Movies

2006-07-16 23:42:46 · 6 answers · asked by [[x_**sweetness♥] 1 in Horoscopes

i liked these:
"i am not a b!tch...i am THE b!tch!" (attitude, huh? lol)
"7 out of 5 people dont know math"
"insanity is hereditary... u get it from ur children"
"what are you looking at?" (i have this one! lol)

what are your favs? :)

2006-07-16 23:41:51 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ONLY CLASSIC!

2006-07-16 23:41:44 · 6 answers · asked by ostoghos 1 in Music

Im not sure what the time is by you but it is the early afternoon by me so what is for dinner or what did you have for dinner last night?

2006-07-16 23:41:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dont forget the final episode which Xena was humiliated and punished to death in it.

2006-07-16 23:41:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

It has never made sense to me as they are so huge........

2006-07-16 23:37:03 · 8 answers · asked by Tarnibee 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-16 23:35:32 · 10 answers · asked by the monster 1 in Movies

ok i know its only a film, but you think of the computer binary system and think , are we just living in some programme, as we do the same things day in day out,might sound sad, but you think about it.

lol, im not taking the film too far, just makes you stop and think abit.

2006-07-16 23:35:05 · 16 answers · asked by jennycamuk 3 in Television

indian anna jones

2006-07-16 23:34:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

im one of his greatest fans and want to know his address or email id please tell me guys thanks in advance love u lot......

2006-07-16 23:33:59 · 19 answers · asked by Ria 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-16 23:32:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Youn know the one, the sterotypical one

2006-07-16 23:31:38 · 16 answers · asked by trumpetwcmd 2 in Music