A DOG NAMED "SEX"
(What Not to Name Your Dog)
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex". He's a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!" Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He winked and said, "You must've been quite a kid!"
When I got married & went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I want a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets, "But you don't understand." I said "I had hope to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."
When my wife & I separated, we went to court to fight for the custody of the dog. I said, " Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, " The courtroom isn't a confessional, stick to the case please." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up this Friday!
2006-07-16 23:51:19 · 16 answers · asked by serial kisser 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I give this a 110!! That's the funniest thing I have ever heard!! ROFLMAO!!!! Good One!!
2006-07-17 02:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by babydj1803 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
69
2006-07-17 01:02:07 · answer #2 · answered by borris055 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny, but you could've used "I'm looking for my dog and his name is Sex." Maybe then you wouldn't be in so much trouble. But i give it a 95.
2006-07-17 06:23:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke...100.
2006-07-17 01:23:54 · answer #4 · answered by griffinswinsky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd say around 98.23. Dont aske me how i arrived at that number, im still occupied, Sex keeps distracting me while i try to type this.
2006-07-17 00:23:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
106 lol told the cop you was loling for sex
2006-07-16 23:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
total 100 perfect story pal!!
2006-07-17 00:01:09 · answer #7 · answered by jenny_agnes_05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice story...it keeps on going if you don't change your sex, I mean change your dog's sex, I mean change your dog's name into something else... LOL
2006-07-17 01:20:03 · answer #8 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would like to rate it 69
2006-07-17 00:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...........lololololo............12/10............and if the judge asks you what you are in court for, tell him its just a case of mistaken identity, cos you were only out looking for sex all over town! lo...L
2006-07-16 23:58:58 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋