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2006-07-16 23:45:52 · 14 answers · asked by police 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The male snake will bite you and leave. The female snake will bite you and spend 2 hours explaining why she bit you.
2006-07-16 23:52:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you are male trying to differentiating a male from a female snake pat the snake lovingly, if you get a hard on the snake is female. If you are female stand with your legs apart in front of the snake it will become a straight hard pole.But God bless your juicy pink hole.
2006-07-17 07:10:53 · answer #2 · answered by Alan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well of course the male is bigger, don't see to many snakes driving big cars. Actualy what does a snake do when he's got little man syndrome? Gets eaten and it aint by the female's, lol. :)
2006-07-17 06:58:49 · answer #3 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A male snake will only bite you once. A female snake not only will bite you several times, but actually will try to bite your dick.
2006-07-17 06:48:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A female snake will try to screw you and a male snake will try to screw all your friends.
2006-07-17 06:49:42 · answer #5 · answered by morningstar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets differentiate with respect to gender!
2006-07-17 06:50:25 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the female is the one with the cell phone and credit card, the male has the remote control
2006-07-17 06:48:23 · answer #7 · answered by duhman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the male snake is hard and stretched out and heading for north...
2006-07-18 04:47:33 · answer #8 · answered by clovisfleischhund 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
female snake got ladies movement and breast.male got muscells. funny hey
2006-07-17 08:06:25 · answer #9 · answered by sbosh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the female snake is really similar to a rhino do do doo do dooooooooo CHARGE...!!!!! it lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-17 06:51:16 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋