i liked these:
"i am not a b!tch...i am THE b!tch!" (attitude, huh? lol)
"7 out of 5 people dont know math"
"insanity is hereditary... u get it from ur children"
"what are you looking at?" (i have this one! lol)
what are your favs? :)
2006-07-16 23:41:51 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am only cute in front,
Harley driver(if you can read this then my b*8ch fell off)
Sometimes I amaze myself
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips
stop looking at my T-shirt
if you like the front you should see the back
stop following me
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit
I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you.
Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?
All men are idiots And I married their king.
Here is good way too find more:
http://quotations.about.com/cs/tshirtsayings/tp/10_t_shirt.htm
2006-07-16 23:52:17 · answer #1 · answered by its_ok_im_here69 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Don`t Drink Before You`re 16.
2016-03-26 21:23:52 · answer #2 · answered by Barbara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of my favourites:-
I'm with Stupid (with an arrow pointing to one side)
Sorry about him but the condom burst (on a small child's T-shirt - the child *was* rather annoying)
Back (on the front of a T-shirt)
I'm drunk and you're ugly but in the morning I'll be sober (which is actually a slight mis-quote from Winston Churchill)
2006-07-16 23:45:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked "if beer is for drinking then whats water for?"
also "my dad is an ATM" although its an old one i still like it.
and also...An apple a day keeps a doc away but if the doc is handsome throw the apple away.
And - Its really hard to wait for the right person in ur life.....especially when the wrong ones are damn cute.
:)
2006-07-16 23:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by icareadamn! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two, one says "Evil doer"
the other says " the fastest way to a mans heart is through the rib cage with seven inches of steel"
2006-07-16 23:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by mabthewolfqueen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a Blue Screen of Death t-shirt once. That really cracked me up.
2006-07-16 23:51:28 · answer #6 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get low! (With a picture of a wiener dog on it)
Keep laughing, this is your girlfriend's shirt (pink shirt)
If I threw a stick, would you leave?
2006-07-16 23:48:14 · answer #7 · answered by Scottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, what i saw wasnt a quote. It was a T-shirt of the site 'Milkround' .... and u can probably guess who i saw wearing it.
2006-07-16 23:47:24 · answer #8 · answered by '$' 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A T-shirt saying I'm not bald it's a solar panel for a sex machine, I almost bought it for my dad for his birthday!!
2006-07-16 23:51:54 · answer #9 · answered by traceylolanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a silhouete of a pregnant girl with a qoute "its not mine"......
a shirt with a quote in front saying" Accounting is my major" then at the back of the shirt is writen a big" PROBLEM".....
2006-07-16 23:49:56 · answer #10 · answered by summer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋