Billy was taking a bath with his mother and he asked..
"What is that?" Pointing at his mothers breast.
Mother: "Oh that is my horn."
Billy: "oh, Then whats that?" Pointing at his mother's vagina"
Mother: "That is my garage"
The next day..
Billy was taking a shower with his dad..
Billy: "Dad what is that?" Pointing at his dad's penis"
Dad: "That is my mercedes"
After that when everyone was getting ready for bed,
Billy said: "Dad beep the horn and park your mercedes in the garage.."
2006-07-16 23:59:29 · 7 answers · asked by Poisonous_Lipz 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was a good one
read this
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it. "But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?
2006-07-17 01:24:57 · answer #1 · answered by Aby 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
... that' a very old one ... but I still like it ... I was born in
Stuttgart 1956, at the age of 14 I heard this joke for the first
time ... but I didn't understand .... how stupid of me!!!!
2006-07-17 07:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke...i like it.
2006-07-17 08:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by griffinswinsky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad,,,,,,,,,,I'll rate it 8/10
2006-07-17 08:04:46 · answer #4 · answered by Tanya S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh come on..get something new...
2006-07-17 07:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by alfred a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOLLLLLDDDDDDD.
2006-07-17 07:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe... you nasty ^_^
2006-07-17 07:13:36 · answer #7 · answered by bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋