A man applied, and got the job, as a school bus driver. The principal explained that the bus he was to drive had some cartoon monsters painted on the side. the first day of school, the man started his route. At the first stop was a chubby little girl. She said "Hi, I'm Patty". At the next stop, the driver encountered another chubby little girl. She was named Patty as well. At the next stop, the bus driver met a child who said "Hi, I'm Ross, and I'm special". At the last stop he met another little boy who bounced on the bus and said " Hi, I'm Lester Chase!" So, on to school the driver went. He looked in the mirror and saw Lester Chase had taken a shoe off and was picking sores from his foot. The driver dropped off the kids and went to the principals office. "What is this, a joke?", he asked the principal. "I had 2 obese Patties, special Ross, Lester Chase pickin' bunions on a Sesame Street bus!"
2006-07-16
19:53:56
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