An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.
The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.
At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
2006-07-16 20:01:07 · 17 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Another blonde was overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though; I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
2006-07-16 20:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Συνάντησε ο καφές την ζάχαρη στο δρόμο.
Ραντεβού στο μπρίκι.
2006-07-16 20:06:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait, was that a NEW blonde joke?! YEA!!! I like it even better just for I've not heard it prior to now.
2006-07-16 20:51:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm just wondering how she remembered the doc's phone number .
2006-07-16 21:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really nice 1
2006-07-16 21:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by Aum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good blonde joke! ha ha
2006-07-16 21:17:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-07-16 21:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha lol funny if she was going the same way where did shje stay?
2006-07-17 14:05:04 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't even get laugh for this inspite of me struggling to laugh..
2006-07-16 20:06:44 · answer #9 · answered by vikram 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah ... funny
thanks 4 sharing !!
2006-07-16 21:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋