A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,
four-hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to
give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know sir, I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about
his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one
hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, " Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?!!? "
2006-07-16
20:17:24
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