Let your imagination run wild.. What is the best excuse u can give to your mum if u drop a pot of tea?

Question

Think hard.. (;

Answer 1

Here's several of the most top notch excuses in America today for dropping a pot of tea:

I was masturbating with it, when I had the best orgasm ever, and dropped it on the ground because of it.

I liked it a lot, but it just wouldn't keep it's mouth shut about my mushroom stash, so I had to shut it up.

The dog ate it.

The cat ate it.

Aunt Gladice sat down on the table, and sucked it up.

I was playing football with it.

My dog was playing football with it.

My cat was playing football with it.

Stephen King stole it.

It accidently got flushed down the toilet.

It ran away. It smokes pot.

These are only a few of the best in America today.

Answer 2

You had just washed your hands and your hands weren't fully dry. You THOUGHT they were but when you picked up the pot of tea, your hand slipped and it burned the side of your hand a little. You just automaticly dropped it to keep from getting a really bad burn. Run your hand under the faucet to make it look like the cool water is releiving the slight sting from the heat of the tea pot.

Answer 3

no need any excuse, just say sorry i drop the pot of tea by mistake, why need an excuse, honesty is the best policy yah.

Answer 4

the rabid gorrilla outside told me "HEADS UP" so i looked up and i saw a pack of gargoyles dropping an anvil right over head so i ran for dear life and tripped on the floor were 12 magical imps had dropped a banana peel. sorry mum =/

Answer 5

u heard a loud boom and u got scared so u dropped the pot of tea?
hope i helped!

Answer 6

I thought I seen Micheal Jackson under the table.

Answer 7

just as you picked it up a field mouse popped out
and ran down your hand---eeek !
worked for the door mouse

Answer 8

Tell her that a dingo just stole her baby.

Answer 9

you suffered a mild stroke?

Answer 10

Its HOT!