A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,
four-hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to
give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know sir, I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about
his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one
hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, " Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?!!? "
2006-07-16 20:17:24 · 26 answers · asked by Art_a_diba 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty funny.
2006-07-16 20:21:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 out of 10
2006-07-17 03:39:02 · answer #2 · answered by srinu710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Around a 6
2006-07-17 07:53:53 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. A, Luc, you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2006-07-17 03:55:22 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have to give it 6 out of 10
2006-07-17 04:05:55 · answer #5 · answered by ejholle1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girls Really Enjoy These Things! Ahha.
Well My Testicles aren't Black i'll give you 8 out of 10.
Keep up the Good Work. ;)
2006-07-17 03:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by Ðøwñ tø Ëã®th 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! 9/10
2006-07-17 04:02:55 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 out of 5!
2006-07-17 03:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by PHIG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, maybe a 7 out of 10.
2006-07-17 03:21:42 · answer #9 · answered by crazymomma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funne...6 out of 10
2006-07-17 04:03:45 · answer #10 · answered by Aum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 Better than I expected. I figured I was in for him just out to trick the nurse into fondling him, but when it came (no pun intended) as a surprise to him, it did for me as well.
2006-07-17 03:48:10 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋