The Christian fundamentalist family wanted to buy a Christian dog, so they found one that would fetch the Bible. And then when you told the dog to look up First Corinthians, it did it right away. And then when you didn't feel well, the dog would leap up on your lap and put a paw on your forehead and say, " Heel."
:)
2006-07-16 20:00:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What can we say ?
Excellent whispered whisper..i agree !
2006-07-18 09:17:51 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even the dog knows the word.
This isn't a doggie joke, but I thought you might appreciate it anyway.
TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S-H-I-T."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced men do not lie.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
2006-07-17 10:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-07-16 20:02:46 · answer #3 · answered by Whisper4691 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO CLUE
Now, what happens if Elton John gets in front of a donkey on a farm?
He gets a real enjoyable, pleasurable kick in the BUTT...
How do you circumsize a redneck?
You punch his sister in the face...
How do you annoy your husband while making love?
You call him while you're doing it...
2006-07-16 20:07:16 · answer #4 · answered by cotterall&elaineadams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-07-16 20:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the different between a blonde and the titanic? We know how many went down on the titanic! hahahahaha
2006-07-16 20:03:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually really cute.
I just got a new puppy, a 10 week old German Shepherd, and he's adorable. He's so clever that I can't help but laugh and this joke almost reminds me of him.
Thanks for the share =)
2006-07-16 20:06:25 · answer #7 · answered by Magdalene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the diffrence between a human an animal? we both eat
2006-07-16 20:07:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-07-16 20:14:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute;)
2006-07-16 20:03:42 · answer #10 · answered by shrek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋