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Mother: Now, behave and be very quiet when you are in the church.

Sister: Why do we have to be quiet?

Brother: Because everybody is sleeping..

^^

2006-07-16 23:47:16 · 11 answers · asked by Poisonous_Lipz 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

hahahayhahhahahahahahaha lol from 1-10 i would give it a 50 hahhaha

2006-07-17 04:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by karrottu 2 · 1 1

hi I even have been on a Retreat to a Buddhist Monastery, attended Buddhist cermonies, worshipped in a Hindu temple and a Mosque, additionally a Sikh Temple and a Synagogue. I even have additionally achieved the classic stuff; Sunday college and C of E. i think of all the reviews have been valid however the extra non secular reviews I even have, the fewer i know how every person might confirm they have the 'best' faith and that others have the 'incorrect' faith.....it extremely is why I even have settled on being agnostic. I do get exhilaration from spirituality and have confidence there is extra to existence than the actual airplane, yet as to what's on the industry; nicely in reality who extremely is conscious?

2016-12-14 09:02:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Sounds like an LDS church. My dad sleeps in them all the time!

2006-07-17 00:39:46 · answer #3 · answered by Cija 2 · 0 0

And another clean one for you.


The Village Idiot

There was a flood in a village.

One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"

The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"

"No" replied the man. "God will save me!"

The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.

A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help.

"No, God will save me!" he said

Eventually he died by drowning.

He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God, "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"

2006-07-17 12:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sacriledge! Blasphemy! Persecution! the aclu shall hear of this!

2006-07-17 00:25:52 · answer #5 · answered by duhman 3 · 0 0

That's cute! Think I'd change Church's though.

2006-07-16 23:51:52 · answer #6 · answered by Ellen J 7 · 0 0

Blasphemy! lololol

2006-07-17 00:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

Good joke. Thumbs-up^ for ya.

2006-07-16 23:53:15 · answer #8 · answered by LiN 6 · 0 0

yeah churchies boring

2006-07-17 01:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by borris055 2 · 0 0

k gud one

2006-07-17 01:40:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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