WIFE: If I died, would you get married again?
HSBND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HSBND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HSBND: Okay, I will.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on face).
HSBND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HSBND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HSBND: Where else would?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HSBND: Probably, it is new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HSBND: That seems like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HSBND: NO, she's left-handed.
WIFE: -- silence --
HSBND: Sh*t.
2006-07-12
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